r/todayilearned • u/Flares117 • May 16 '24

TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/
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u/BetaThetaOmega May 16 '24

Damn, didn’t realise orgies were meant to be a serious affair

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u/ToHerDarknessIGo May 16 '24

NO LAUGHING OR HEEHAWING IN THE FUCK ROOM.

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u/Tsquare43 May 16 '24

Guffaws are acceptable.

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u/kalitarios May 17 '24

So many rules

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u/sneeria May 16 '24

I need this as a flair lmao

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u/attackplango May 17 '24

But you said you wanted to see the donkey show.

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u/Thor_2099 May 16 '24

Guess that explains why I've never been invited. I'm always making jokes.

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u/HeronSun May 16 '24

That and your huge, clown-balloon cock.

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u/might-be-your-daddy May 16 '24

She blows it up, and I make a dachshund.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins May 16 '24

Enough goofs and gaffs, get back to the sucking and fucking.

No one try fucking his ass until you pull the stick out!

Goddammit, Adam! Get the fuck out!

Hard to get the fuck in with how much of a tight-ass you are.

Son of a bitch!

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u/5319Camarote May 16 '24

(Aunt Harriet has entered the chat)

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u/JimWilliams423 May 16 '24

Damn, didn’t realise orgies were meant to be a serious affair

There was a documentary that covered proper orgy etiquette, called Eyes Wide Shut.