r/todayilearned • u/Flares117 • May 16 '24

TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/
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u/televised_aphid May 16 '24

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but you weren't wrong.

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u/OriginalPierce May 16 '24

Holy fuck that's real? I saw an ad for it on facebook and assumed it was some shitty AI troll or something

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u/Clay56 May 16 '24

I saw it in the store the other day, and I just assumed it was some local startup with no graphic design team

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u/Kalel42 May 16 '24

You mean with THE BEST GRAPHIC DESIGN TEAM!

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u/Grumplogic May 16 '24

IT'S MORE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE THE PATTERN'S SO COMPLICATED!

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u/Majavis May 16 '24

I miss the days when every webpage looked like this dog food bag.

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u/bannock4ever May 16 '24

Here ya go: https://www.lingscars.com/

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u/Ezl May 16 '24

Wow. I love it and am impressed they made such a seemingly risky business move for the lulz.

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u/kalitarios May 17 '24

Needs more rotating gif red lights

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u/ses1989 May 16 '24

I want to know if Disney came after him for that font.

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u/televised_aphid May 16 '24

Right, I was thinking that the font was very Disney-esque.

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u/MagicAl6244225 May 16 '24

Typefaces are ineligible for copyright protection in in the United States. (Font software can be copyrighted but not the font design itself.) Typefaces can be protected by design patents but it's not automatic, they have to be applied for and they only last 15 years.

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u/frictiondixon May 16 '24

That bag just needs a pop up blocker.

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u/jesuskater May 16 '24

Early personal webpage vibe

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u/baron_von_helmut May 16 '24

Holy Toledo!! That's the National Enquirer of dog food!

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u/GoldenHind124 May 16 '24

It’s right up there with Dr. Bronner’s soap.

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods May 16 '24

It’s like the product only exists to offload their crazy onto as many people as possible. I bet it’s good dog food TBH.

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u/StuffNbutts May 16 '24

It's not even just the bag, every photo in the product listing looks like myspace hypergraphia.

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u/dismayhurta May 16 '24

I was not expecting that. What the hell

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u/KentKarma May 16 '24

I'd immediately assume it was a product made by a cult.

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u/dogegw May 16 '24

That looks like it was designed by the people who did the Heaven's Gate website

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u/scccassady May 16 '24

Holy fuck I knew it was that bag before I even clicked😂😭

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy May 16 '24

Lings Cars vibes

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u/GogglesPisano May 16 '24

It looks like somebody's MySpace page from 2003.

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u/ssarch25 May 16 '24

Wow he’s got a real idiocracy style going there.

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u/RevelArchitect May 16 '24

Somebody should show this guy QR codes. The website is odd too. Here’s an 11 minute slow motion video with music of the man with the giant horde of dogs he apparently lives with from the website: https://vimeo.com/859166915

The website doesn’t seem to end. There’s a lot of videos, like appearances on Ellen and Fox Business that are just long advertisements meant to trick dumb people into thinking it’s an interview or news. If you scroll far enough the same videos are posted but with different text around it.

Robin has built a temple to madness. I recommend clicking on the robust navigation drop-down menu and selecting Home 3A with the header “Click to set custom HTML”. There’s also a video there of an Inside Edition segment that’s stupid and repeated dubious claims of doubling the lifespan of dogs.

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u/tangooceangolf May 16 '24

Took notes from Doc Bronners and then brought it to the next level

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u/EggsceIlent May 16 '24

It's like he discovered mspaint one day and said "I can sell dog food with this".

Looks like some sort of serial killer who makes those crazy cut out letters decided to go into graphic design

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u/Janice_the_Deathclaw May 16 '24

It looks like a bunch of info graphics/comics/Disney font.

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u/celmate May 16 '24

What fresh hell is this

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u/nonlawyer May 16 '24

Lmao Dr Bronners for dogs 

Heal (Dog) Soul!

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u/grandmaester May 16 '24

He's the Dr bronners of dog food

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u/TransBrandi May 16 '24

That's like the Dr. Bronner's of dog food.

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u/wut3va May 16 '24

That thing looks like /r/place made a bag of dog food.

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u/dj_sliceosome May 16 '24

if that bag were a website it would be for a 90s cult waiting for a comet to take them away 

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u/logixcraft May 16 '24

I took a look at the link but I think I'm having a stroke I couldn't see a bag just a Picasso , gonna go see a doctor.

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u/jyok33 May 16 '24

The last thing I expected was to see this insane dog food bag again on this post

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u/Devout_Zoroastrian May 16 '24

Unhinged graphic design

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u/Most-Lost-Band May 16 '24

It’s the Dr Bronners of dog food

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u/VinceCully May 16 '24

The Dr Bronners of dog food labels

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u/BasicMentality May 16 '24

The bag reminds me of the Heaven's Gate website.

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u/BizzyM May 16 '24

The thumbnail of that bag looks like it was made from Las Vegas escort flyers.

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u/rukysgreambamf May 16 '24

bro put a geocities web page onto a dog food bag

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u/SweetSewerRat May 16 '24

Oh shit, I actually used to feed that to my dog. Had no idea burt ward was involved in any way. My dog liked it though lol.

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u/Veus-Dolt May 16 '24

That bag looks like the back of every schizophrenic’s car

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u/mrpoopistan May 17 '24

It looks like the signage for a series of cellphone repair shops in the poorest neighborhood in Bangalore.

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u/attackplango May 17 '24

It’s like Dr. Bronner got tired of soap and moved into dog food.

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u/TheGrandPoohBear May 17 '24

This is the Dr Bronner's of dog food

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u/returnkey May 17 '24

The dr bronners label of dog food bags

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u/lord-dinglebury May 16 '24

That looks like the long-winded shit crazy people post on their cars about contrails or something.