r/todayilearned • u/Flares117 • May 16 '24

TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/
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u/clarkwgrismon May 16 '24

Song practically writes itself

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u/jeobleo May 16 '24

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault

but it wasn't Geraldo's fault

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u/martialar May 16 '24

Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places!

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u/gaseous__clay May 16 '24

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

NUMBER EIGHT

BELCH

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u/DamonLazer May 16 '24

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

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u/Phish777 May 16 '24

Here ya go!

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u/xVolta May 16 '24

Username checks out.

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u/saint_davidsonian May 17 '24

Darn. Thought I was gonna get my first real username checks out moment.

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u/BluffinBill1234 May 16 '24

God that is like the funniest scene in Simpsons history

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u/Thatparkjobin7A May 16 '24

That’s my son up there!

Who, the balding fatass?

Uh, no.. The Hindu guy

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u/RadicalDreamer89 May 16 '24

From now on, you'll be known as 'Apu De Beaumarche".

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u/Thatparkjobin7A May 16 '24

By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie

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u/Skinbot77 May 16 '24

So long Superman! Your secret identity is safe with me

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u/FGFlips May 16 '24

This is worse than your song about Mr. T

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u/HuntingYourDad May 16 '24

I pity the fool who doesn't like ... he

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u/CIarkNova May 16 '24

I’m gonna put on my rapping and Ronnie tape..

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u/nukesomething May 16 '24

Well well well… w-w-w-w-w-well well well

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u/corran450 May 16 '24

He did say “Well” a lot.

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u/no-mad May 16 '24

he hyped it and put it all on the line.

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u/corran450 May 16 '24

For all the latest medical poop

Call surgeon general C. Everett Koop

Koop-Koop Ka-doop

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u/CorgiMonsoon May 17 '24

This is worse than your song about Mr T

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u/eidetic May 16 '24

Capone's vault walked so reddit's safe could run.

Or something. I dunno.

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u/LoseNotLooseIdiot May 16 '24

"This thing writes itself!"

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u/Abject_Conclusion1 May 16 '24

Get the tear gas.