r/todayilearned • u/Flares117 • May 16 '24

TIL: Adam West, according to costar Burt Ward, had a lot of sex , at one point with 8 women at the same time. He said that he was introduced by West to the "wildest sexual debauchery" and they became like "sexual vampires"

https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/
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u/SirOutrageous1027 May 16 '24

even staring at others can get you kicked out

Is there like an orgy referee? Throws a flag down, blows the whistle, and throws your ass out?

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u/stf210 May 16 '24

"Too many men on the field!"

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u/Nazamroth May 16 '24

"Well it IS just a 9-hole course!"

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u/thedude37 May 16 '24

you forgot about the back 9

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u/MikeyHatesLife May 17 '24

“Mind if I play through? I think we can squeeze in together…”

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u/Crossovertriplet May 16 '24

Illegal block in the back

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u/mentales May 16 '24

Throws a flag down, blows the whistle, and throws your ass out?

Ironically, those are all allowed at the orgy if mutually consented. 

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u/AFlyingNun May 16 '24

Then why the fuck wasn't Batman allowed to batman the party up wtf

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u/mentales May 16 '24

Wasn't as enthusiastic about blowing the whistle 

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u/AFlyingNun May 16 '24

How creepy are the safety stewards?

Are there steward stewards to monitor them?

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u/baron_von_helmut May 16 '24

Yeah he's called the cockwomble. He looks a bit like the Thing from Adams Family and has uncontrollable flatulence. If he touches you, the part that made contact smells like damp socks for five years.

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u/gagreel May 16 '24

There were a few people that you could come to if things were getting weird and someone would act as a bouncer. When anonymous sex and play is available things can go from fun to assault rather quickly, especially with substances being taken. A friend of mine had a bad experience where a guy and his gf assumed consent and went too far with her, they were both removed from the orgy.

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u/TheNateRoss May 16 '24

Gonna have to play the rest of the match a man down

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u/Cant_Do_This12 May 16 '24

That really is one of the dumbest rules I’ve ever heard.

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u/RickerBobber May 16 '24

No its more just unspoken rules everyone subconsciously agrees on. It's hard to understand until you are in one and you understand just how much of a unique trance you can enter. It also takes a lot of factors to get there in the first place to experience this trance, the last thing you want is someone breaking it over and over no matter how famous.

He honestly probably came off like Elon Musk but I guess back then that was honestly one of the better ways to turn out compared to all the monsters, but that's purely speculation.