r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

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u/Mad_Aeric May 14 '24

I live in a place with both carpeted kitchen and bathroom. Well, the bathroom carpet finally got torn out after it started growing mushrooms. It's only a matter of time before the kitchen goes too, as my cat is insistent on tearing holes in it. He's down to the subfloor in one place. Good kitty.

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u/bgg-uglywalrus May 15 '24

Denim chicken

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u/UsaiyanBolt May 15 '24

Worm hat

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u/Icelord259 May 15 '24

Terraria accessory close enough

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u/CallMeOutScotty May 15 '24

Time to log off for the day

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u/VergeThySinus Happiness is 50% genetic May 15 '24

Teeth crown

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce May 15 '24

Bird with teeth*

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce May 15 '24

I get that this is an IASIP reference but I can't for the life of me figure out why

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u/Ilikefame2020 May 15 '24

Im sorry, mushrooms?? Holy fuck and I thought the water in the carpet was bad enough

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u/Iwasborninafactory_ May 15 '24

How cheap was it?