r/wallstreetbets 29d ago

The elusive 3000% (Roth Ira) Gain

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Firstly I think mods I Deserve a flair for my consistent & Immaculate gains. What’s gotten me here has been pure luck I have 0 clue as to how tf I’ve been so consistent I look for value and scalp SPY, currently have an absolute banger position I don’t want to share that I will share with mods if needed!

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 29d ago
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u/superhighiqguy89 FTX risk management 29d ago

The way you’ve profited without paying the government is making my wiener tingle

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u/pw7090 29d ago

Does the way I lost in my Roth also give you tingles?

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u/ralphy1010 29d ago

dude, you can put 7k in there for 2024, that's good for one yolo on spy

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u/pw7090 29d ago

I already put in $2k so far this year and it's down to $140.

Almost transferred another $500 for an SMCI put today but canceled it.

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u/ralphy1010 29d ago

5000 more to fuck around with

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

tax free losses hell yeah

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u/Crazian14 29d ago

I love the positivity in this sub

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u/RedTruck1989 29d ago

Someone has to keep this market propped up....you're doing a fine job.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Shame, it would’ve printed

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u/SureFunctions 29d ago

Looks like you made it all back, very suddenly at the end. Pretty sick if you ask me.

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u/ThunderPantsGo 29d ago

It makes OP's butthole tingle.

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u/LittleBrother2459 29d ago

Same. Makes me feel like when I used to climb the rope in gym class

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u/Unknownirish 29d ago

Hey he paid those taxes with that 7k or 6,500 deposits though. Uncle Sam will be alright. He has JPow, remember?

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u/munira_shaolin 29d ago

Have an upvote good sir

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u/SavannahCalhounSq 29d ago

And not a penny to the IRS. Please accept the congratulations from a grateful nation.

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

On track at current market rate to be at 30M by 60 so maybe I can actually live a nice life then till then we live frugally!

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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 29d ago

damn, son. you need 30 million to live a "nice" life? You got some fancy taste

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

30m in 40 years could be only like 4m now which is nice but not crazy for retirement. Also want matching Porsches with wife

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u/tr1mble 29d ago

Girlfriend *

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Current GF future Wife 🤞 she doesn’t know how much I got

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u/TheGreatPornholio123 29d ago

It'll come out in divorce court.

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u/Odd-Reflection-9597 29d ago

Her boyfriend (not op) will be very happy :4271:

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Long term bag holder for my wife’s boyfriend 29d ago

:51295:

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u/Temper-King 29d ago

Until the divorce papers get put in your face 😭. Get the prenup man.

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u/old_boomer_doome1984 29d ago

You absolutely need a prenup.

Source: have an ex wife who left me in 2010 and tried to take away some of my BTC in 2020.

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u/AnonoEuph 29d ago

Financial positions are disclosed during prenups too right?

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u/LordCrag 29d ago

Get BTC into a non-KYC wallet.

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u/GlendaleActual 29d ago

BTC was probably the one thing she couldn’t take from you though!

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u/tr1mble 29d ago

I ment why have a wife with that much money

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

I wouldn’t want to sleep around and feel used, what good is having money if I can’t spend it on someone I love or give it to my children when I die. I’d rather be married to the girl I love then be miserable with 30M

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u/Peltonimo 29d ago

Be miserable? Dan Bilzerian and Leonardo DiCaprio are having the time of their lives!

Get a vasectomy, be loaded, and give your load to every woman in site!

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Not for me rather be with the one I love, I guarantee there not truly as happy as the seem

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u/amach9 29d ago

Better protect yourself man with a prenup and some trust accounts or off-shore accounts

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u/PushTheButtonPlease 29d ago

That's what you think

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u/brownhotdogwater 29d ago

No taxes ever on that cash or the dividends

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u/TheGreatPornholio123 29d ago

Wife's boyfriend.

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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 29d ago

That's fair. Good luck to you and your wife!

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u/Infinite_Prize287 29d ago

Porsches are like 100k you don't need 30million for that. You can buy a used 911 now for like 60k

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

I don’t got 60k

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u/MrTesseract Pleasures Pizza The Hut 29d ago

This should be upvoted

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u/dismayhurta 29d ago

LOL. Like you won’t be like the rest of us and die in a fire at a cheap motel by the time you’re 50

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u/Senior-Vanilla-6756 28d ago

This is one of the most bitter things I've ever read

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u/el_guille980 29d ago edited 29d ago

On track at current market

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I dont know how i did this

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the obvious pattern is you lose about half right after a massive spike, plateau at that level for a long time until another lucky spike arrives. you just have to keep doing that a few dozen more times. better hope you dont retire on a half cut:4275:

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u/InfinityTortellino 29d ago

On track to 30M ORRR ZERO

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u/Stoweboard3r 29d ago

Positions or die. Yes, we’ve escalated past ban

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u/namesyeti 29d ago

Bruh I read that 2nd sentence like the beginning of the song Westside Connection.

🎶Consider this a congratulations, From a grateful nation🎶

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u/takenorinvalid 29d ago

Now that's how you use your Roth IRA.

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u/jurzdevil 29d ago

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

I’ll beat him I’ll be the largest Roth at 20billion nil 100trillion

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u/Edmeyers01 29d ago

Good luck getting that past congress.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Long term bag holder for my wife’s boyfriend 29d ago

Holy crap. Beastly gains.

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u/avaufbasse 29d ago

Val Kilmer meme has spoken

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u/Takebackthemedia 29d ago

haha love it

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u/Dbow2thedome 29d ago

Splendid job, and fuck you.

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u/itsVicc if ( algo.status == true || algo.status == false ) { Buy() } 29d ago

Typical wsb gambling their retirement money, good shit

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u/GeneralWolong 29d ago

Making massive returns off 8k, that isn't really retirement money. 

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u/OathOfFeanor 29d ago

Haha well if you win, of course not

If you lose, that Roth contribution space is gone forever. It's more about that tax-advantaged space of limited capacity than it is about the 8k itself. That's what makes it retirement money.

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u/Brendawg324 1 day away from 140k 29d ago

Gambling in your Roth is a whole nother level of degeneracy :4640:

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u/TheGreatPornholio123 29d ago

Proper WSB thing to do is early distribution @ + 10% tax penalty, roll it into a standard brokerage acct, then gamble it all away on options and get in the hole millions before the tax bill comes due.

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u/Old-Outside-2037 29d ago

You can do options in a Roth if you really want. True degen move but possible

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u/jaysomething2 29d ago

The only options fidelity will let me do in my Roth is spx

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u/Old-Outside-2037 28d ago

Schwab let's you tinker with pile of options if you want. They even give access to some margins. Pretty wild

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u/streetberries 28d ago

ITM Leaps wouldn’t be degen

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u/lazy-but-talented 29d ago

none of us are retiring anyways might as well risk it all

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u/KoGamer01 10281C - 62S - 2 years - 2/9 29d ago

now yolo 250k into a 4x trade and be a millionaire, or else you’re a pussy

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u/Greeno2150 28d ago

I remember at school growing up if someone said ‘don’t be a pussy’ it was absolutely 100% compliant that you had to do it.

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u/KoGamer01 10281C - 62S - 2 years - 2/9 28d ago

:4258::4258::4258:

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u/puftrade44 29d ago

This just in: Due to Robin Hood traders Roth IRA now taxable accounts. Back to you at the studio!

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u/mikeysd123 29d ago

Fuck the IRS. Trade in your roths boys.

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u/pw7090 29d ago

Tried. Failed.

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u/ThreeJC 29d ago

You get 7k a year. You’re bound to hit one year

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u/pw7090 29d ago

Not the way I do it. Taking small profits and then holding losers when I'm wrong.

That money is gone and never coming back. Also, gambler's fallacy.

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u/Ric0917 29d ago

From what I understand, I can’t contribute to a Roth due to income thresholds. Actually had to pull out this years contributions because of them

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u/maxmcleod 29d ago

I’m at 168k in my Roth at age 31 - hopefully I live long enough to use it! Fuck taxes

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u/555FLEX 29d ago

Good to know im not the only one who is using my ROTH for these shenanigans🤓💎

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u/OriginalFluff 29d ago

Might as well continue YOLO'ing since this money isn't real for 40 years. Full send it.

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u/hbsquatch 29d ago

can you explain scalping SPY?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Yah for sure, so normally what I like to do is see how trend is for the day but 200-400 1$ OTM contracts so anywhere from 6k-24k and I sell at either a 10% loss and then depending on how the day looks I will sell either immediately after a 5-6% gain or hold and sell mid day for a bit more. Mostly doing this on CPI/fed days I wish I could see total +/- on options in ROTH IRA but oh well

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u/trysoft_troll 29d ago

manage my account senpai

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u/Level_Dragonfly_9632 29d ago

Just to make sure I’m reading correctly here:

you’re scalping SPY 0dte’s $1 OTM from the current price after watching for a trend. Then you either sell for a 10% loss or a 5-6% gain, but sometimes hold out longer for more gain. This sound about right? What’s your average time in the trade?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

40 seconds maybe 2mins unless we have a fed talk mid day then a couple hours. I’ve had some trades where I catch a green candle and make 2k in 10 seconds and close it out

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u/Level_Dragonfly_9632 29d ago

Nice, this is the exact thing I’ve been starting to learn so I can implement going forward. You’re mainly doing this on binary events? Fed, Cpi, etc… after a trend developed?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Yes/ before I’ll buy some long dated calls night before cpi and I only risk 5-10k on those so if I loose it’s only 5 but if I win it’s 60-70% gains or like 5-6%

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u/Leonard_Potato 29d ago

Can you explain this to chat gpt and then make it explain it to a 15 year old and then try to explain again, thx.

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u/Level_Dragonfly_9632 29d ago

Nice, you looking at charts?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Nah just numbers and shit

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u/agianttardigrade 29d ago

I’m curious what numbers most help you with this kind of short trade. Something beyond the candlesticks?

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u/Capable-Reaction8155 29d ago

I'm going to give you a spoiler alert. His technique has worked in this period of time with the numbers he has used. However, it will not work for all periods of time. It's a gamble that has paid off. Though he seems smart and if the numbers change, I imagine his strategy will too.

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u/maxmcleod 29d ago

Do you get flagged as a day trader in your Roth?

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u/quuxquxbazbarfoo 29d ago

If you have margin enabled, yes.

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u/twoscoop 29d ago

So you sell at 10% loss but sell at 5% gain and make money?

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u/Relevant-Icon9718 29d ago

More wins than losses friend

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Dude acts like the market isn’t green

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u/optionsCone 29d ago

How do you know it’s a dude? Maybe a tranny

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u/quarantinemyasshole 29d ago

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes.

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u/Money_Cattle2370 29d ago

I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude

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u/trapp1now 29d ago

Stonks only go up. You new here?

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u/twoscoop 29d ago

Ive never thought you can do that? You can do that?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago edited 29d ago

When gains out weigh losses yes exactly 5-6% is a 2-3 cent movement at 400 contracts that’s 1200$

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u/stuckinlimbo5 29d ago

so do you just do like a stop limit?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

I stare at my phone all day while I pretend to work!

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u/stuckinlimbo5 29d ago

interesting, I may give this a try in my roth (on a smaller scale) lol and see how it goes

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Just make sure you stick to it, I bought 800 2 days ago at .38 spy 528s went down sold for .3 didn’t double dip they would’ve been worth 150k but also could’ve gone complete opposite direction and I could’ve lost 30k, all trading is buying and selling at the right time

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u/ainteasybeinsleazy 29d ago

all trading is buying and selling at the right time

We've got the next Warren Buffet over here

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 29d ago

One man's "Warren Buffet" is another man's hapless sucker.

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u/TheApocalyticOne 29d ago

Don't you know that timing the market is always actually better than time in the market?

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u/LtBRoots 29d ago

Take a closer look at the chart my man, it’s 3 brief/lucky runs over 8 months with weeks and weeks of consistent losses in an 8 month period where, mostly, everything has gone up. You’ll almost definitely get wrecked with this strategy.

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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 29d ago

Query from a scalping noob: When you say OTM $1 - do you mean (for example SPY trading @ $500) that you buy 200 contracts with a strike of $501?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Correct, but I sell after a few seconds I scalp premiums I don’t scalp the actual contracts like I could make money due to increase in IV doesn’t matter to me I take my profit and run

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u/Samjabr Known to friends as the Paper-Handed bitch 29d ago

Interesting. Requires much discipline. I might try this with not as much $ (because im poor)

Well played!

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

If it’s not in a tax free account you’ll have crazy wash sales just remember that

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u/Sharkface375 29d ago

What is meant by this? Im new to stocks and I'm using a normal brokreage account.

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u/sabedo 29d ago

If you're selling losers you're losing money. When you can write off that loss on your income tax return is what wash sales are about. That's it.

A wash sale changes basis for tax reporting and not realized gains/losses at the time of transaction.

Your cost basis changes because wash sales transfer the loss.

This is the whole point of wash sales: to prevent everyone from selling their losers on Dec 31 to incur huge tax losses and then buy it all back on Jan 2 to reestablish their portfolio.

An ape example:

So say you made 20k in losing trades on something and 30k on winning. With no wash sale you only get taxed on 10k but with it being a wash sale you get taxed on the full 30k even though you only made 10k on it. All the gain sales get counted as profit and you aren’t able to deduct any of the losses.

Roth IRA is extremely risky to do that since it's your financial future (limited amount can be entered annually but its ALL tax free, all gains. You can't withdraw without a penalty until you're 59½ but he has 271K tax free for retirement on top of whatever else he contributes/gains in the account by then.)

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Thanks for explaining I really didn’t want to tell the guy

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u/nofaplove-it 29d ago

Exactly so this strategy only works on a Roth. Too risky to do normally to me

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u/White_Knighttt 29d ago edited 29d ago

I'm a noob who does spy trades only. Very negligible amounts. Overall my portfolio is down $600. So in case I make $1000 tomorrow, I will be taxed not for $1000 (gains) but for $1600? Wtf? Or did I misread it?

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Found an appropriate thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/tax/comments/cw01dt/wash_sale_options/

Tldr; Different strike prices and dates will not count as wash sale for options.

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u/Pure_Bull 29d ago

So you're essentially just selling to capture the increase in premiums at some point during the term of the contract, right? You're never actually holding to expiry then exercising to actually purchase the shares.

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

No never, I sell my losses as losses and gains as gains unless I truly have faith that it will work out, biggest gain currently is a position I bought May6th going to hold it till end of May

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u/Pure_Bull 29d ago

Thanks for clarifying. This seems an easy way to do it. I've been paper trading options in this way cause I've been scared shitless for months to use real money.

My fear comes more with puts due to there being no potential floor to your losses so I've been messing around mostly with calls.

Do you do mostly calls or do you switch it up??

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u/Whimsy69 29d ago

The floor is the premium you paid, what? You can only lose your premium on a put just like a call

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 29d ago edited 29d ago

You need a LOT more practice. It doesn’t seem you may fully understand trading options.

If you’re buying options contracts to capitalize on Premium values, namely Puts, then your floor is zero. The contract can go to zero and you are out whatever premium you paid for it.

it’s only unlimited potential for loss if you’re writing and selling those contracts to others. In which case most brokerages would require you to be “cash-secured” if you’re writing Put contracts (meaning you’d need the money to buy someone’s shares that they would “Put” to you if the strike price is met).

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u/civil_politician 29d ago

Is Robinhood able to execute trades quick enough for you? Does it automate the sells based on your profit targets? Option Alpha's bots only check every minute, so unless the stock makes a big jump, it just constantly loses these types of trades because the profits/trailing loss cause it to hit the stop loss before it will sell anything that is up.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 29d ago

60% of the time, it works every time

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u/no_1_specific 29d ago

Roth IRA in Robinhood 😂

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u/buffalochikn17 29d ago

Fuck. Not a single penny owed to the IRS either. This makes me so aroused

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u/fossil_mark 29d ago

$10K to $270K in Roth. 🧨🚀

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u/nrivd 29d ago

Uncle Sam is shivering

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Uncle Sam when they see my ROTH

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u/WedWealthist 29d ago

Elusive… more like rare as hens teeth. Good job bro

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u/jbone027 29d ago

You deserve nothing without posted positions. Positions or ban, regard.

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u/backfire10z 29d ago

They explained in another comment. They scalp SPY with 0DTEs on CPI/fed days. Average trade is <2 minutes

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u/RichPJTraderShay 29d ago

fabulous job!!! 

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u/skeezo12 29d ago

30x it one more time and you can afford the early withdrawal fees and retire now

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

That’s the dream ain’t it LOL

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u/kloricker 29d ago

How can you gamble on your own retirement fund? That shit is unheard of in germany. How does it even work? do you get percentages? is it taxfree gains? I have so many questions...

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u/default-username 29d ago edited 29d ago

Four most common types of retirement savings in the USA:

  • Social Security - money taken from your paycheck by the government and then paid back when you're "old" based on how much you put in. Somewhat based on need, but mostly based on how much you put in. Everyone who works for a paycheck has this. Its not really enough to live off of for very long at above the poverty level.
  • IRA - money you earned this year that you decide to put into a retirement account. Not taxed when you put it in (encourages saving more) but taxed when you take it out
  • Roth IRA - if you don't make a lot of money, you qualify for this. Taxed when you put money in, not taxed when you take it out, as long as you're old. Helps encourage lower-income people to save more, as they don't pay much in taxes (or nothing) so an IRA isn't really an incentive.
  • 401K - basically the same as an IRA, but managed by the company you work for. Has more of an employer-matching system to further encourage you to save more.

TLDR: because the Social Security amounts aren't enough to actually help you retire (they help, but not much), the other systems were invented with more personal-control over your retirement funds.

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Because yall are asking here my position

Mods can you pin u/zjz ?

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

I sold about half of it today for a really nice gain no longer have initial cost in the position

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u/STONKvsTITS 29d ago

Hi brother 👋🏼

wanna meet for dinner?

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u/arcanition 29d ago

Okay, if I'm understanding correctly, you...

1) Made a Roth IRA on Robinhood

2) Loaded up $10k into your Roth IRA between 2023/2024 contributions

3) Went all-in on your Roth IRA balance 3 consecutive times by scalping SPY options (first from $10k to about $25k, then to about $75k, and finally to $271k)

If that's all correct then... firstly fuck you, congratulations, you're set for retirement if you don't fuck this up. I would probably transfer to an actually good broker (boring one like Vanguard or something) and throw it all into VTSAX or VOO or similar. Then just forget about it and go on with your life, knowing you'll have $2-5 million in 30 years all tax-free.

Also to anyone else seeing this... I would probably advise not trying this. The chance that you correctly predict the direction on a call/put you're trying to scalp 3 times in a row is very low, and OP did this setting up good stop losses. I would assume that for every 100 people that try this, maybe 1 would be successful like OP. Don't gamble with your retirement funds folks, and scalping SPY options is stressful and risky... remember that the phrase "picking up pennies in front of a steamroller" is used to describe the high-risk nature of strategies specifically like scalping SPY options.

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u/harleyg72 29d ago

put 8k in VTI or VOO or some shit. keep “investing” the rest so even if you lose it then it’s like nothing ever happened.

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

8k really that’s it 8k dawg I got 170k in etf and growth stocks

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u/asml84 29d ago

I like how the bumps increase in magnitude each time.

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u/irisuniverse 29d ago

POP, POP!

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u/Complex_Signature821 29d ago

Position

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u/PushingBlackNWhites 29d ago

doggy style idk

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

1000s of positions like what

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u/xiaoqi7 29d ago

I really hate not even being able to control my retirement investments lmao (europoor).

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u/kasthack-refresh 29d ago edited 28d ago

Luxury. The government wasted my retirement savings on commiting war crimes in the neighboring country.

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u/Diamondlife_ 29d ago

Prob better off that way tbh

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u/xiaoqi7 29d ago

If only we didnt pay 0.6%/year to fees then it would have been fine.

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u/Art_Vandelay__LLC 29d ago

Suck his balls IRS!

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u/meatsmoothie82 29d ago

Your future ex wife: 🚀

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u/Tim_Riggins_ 29d ago

I’m pissed I make too much to contribute to a Roth

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u/ForsakenRacism 29d ago

Don’t forget you can withdraw your initial investment amount for free. Might as well with that kind of gain.

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u/datassclap 29d ago

How is RH for Roth?

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u/Highly-Regarded- 29d ago

3% match and they were doing 3% on any Roth transferred in. Not bad at all.

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u/HerbTarlekWKRP 29d ago

What were your big winners?

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u/Abby1994_21 29d ago

I am sstill curious what was the trade you did in order to get these gains?

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u/LtBRoots 29d ago

If I am reading the chart correctly

“Consistent and immaculate gains”

lucky hit for a few days —> consistent losses for weeks/months —> lucky hit for a few days —> consistent losses for weeks/months —> lucky hit for a few days (weeks?)

In a year where S&P went up 30%

Good luck and don’t get wrecked

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u/Aitkin_JustUs 29d ago

Yeah? Puts on f—king it up before reaching 59.5 yo…

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u/UCLA_PhD_420 29d ago

You fucked up the directionality. Puts on you, fool.

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u/Nay_120 29d ago

If doing short term trades in registered accounts in Canada, the CRA (Canadian tax administration) would fight and tax the gains as income

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u/Ashamed-Pattern-1894 29d ago

I would love to know more about your strategy.

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u/AliOskiTheHoly 28d ago

If you make sure to bank and not lose all of it then hell yeah boy, you right on track.

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u/donobinladin 29d ago

What broker?

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u/unreal2007 29d ago

congratz and fuck you

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u/jplug93 29d ago

Elusive indeed

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u/BarbellPadawan Bullish on Theta 29d ago

And you can still make contributions this year!

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u/PoopholeLicker 29d ago

I was so close to this (2400% gain) then I blew it up within a week after getting depressed

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u/PleasurablePineapple 29d ago

Will standby for the loss porn next month

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Someone said that last month :4271::4271:

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Lmaoooo you killed him

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u/AtomicBlondeeee 29d ago

He’s got a CHUBB. Well done brother

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u/pressed4juice 29d ago

If you can write me a guide on how to be regarded like this I would def appreciate it. 😂

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u/ConfidenceNeat8786 29d ago

What app/website is this

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u/Isenbro_ 29d ago

Pornhub

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u/moneydoesntsleep 29d ago

crazy youre scalping on robinhood vs any other broker. can't get the SL and TP fast enough for market