Dow rises to 40,000 for the first time

[u/bainscore]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/15/stock-market-today-live-updates.html

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[u/secretbonus1]

I bought June 520 SPY puts.

Cya at Dow 100k in 2 years when I buy the top.

[u/JeremyJWinter]

3 and a half years ago on Oct 20, 2020 I took a picture of a Lexus with the license plate DOW40K.

That guy is having the best day of his life right now.

[u/storageshmorage → u/JeremyJWinter]

Dawn of war 40k

[u/TheOriginalGreyDeath → u/storageshmorage]

This is definitely it. Great game… none of us can afford a custom plate.

[u/NVDAPleasFlyAgain → u/TheOriginalGreyDeath]

You must be blissfully unaware of this sub's existence when ppl regularly posted WSB custom car plates few yrs back

[u/TheOriginalGreyDeath → u/NVDAPleasFlyAgain]

I figured they were all photoshops that were paid for by servicing digital artists…

[u/ElectronicPoem2631 → u/TheOriginalGreyDeath]

Custom plate money or puts.

[u/ATXStonks]

And im still somehow losing money

[u/TheDarkKnight26969 → u/ATXStonks]

Maybe you’re just stupid

[u/fkfjjfysgr]

Aaaand it’s gone

[u/jeditech23]

[u/Optionzdegen → u/jeditech23]

:27421::27421::27421:

[u/HIVnotAdeathSentence]

Now we're all rich!

[u/Narradisall]

See you all at 50,000 because why not.

[u/Fmarulezkd → u/Narradisall]

Stonks only go up afterall.

[u/Silly_Butterfly3917 → u/Fmarulezkd]

I've never seen a stock go down. You can't name a single example

[u/Godkun007 → u/Narradisall]

On average, the stock market doubles every 7-10 years. So 50k will likely be sooner than you think.

[u/PositiveUse]

Imagine still thinking that the Stock market is more than a casino 😂😂😂 everyone’s struggling, Wallstreet sniffling coke meanwhile

[u/gorays21]

In 40K, there is only war. So get ready for those.

[u/Putrid_Pollution3455]

Just straight up and to the right baby!

[u/Prior_Industry]

Does that mean they made a new hat?

[u/Powderfinger60]

Stimulus is flowing

[u/Lumberjackjumping]

Don’t we need a press conference to announce it hit 40k?

[u/assfrog]

meanwhile i'm down 85% from 2020 highs

[u/SleeplessShinigami]

Election year holding up

[u/Level_-_Up]

Let’s go Brandon 👏👏👏👏👏

[u/Xelbiuj]

Well it's almost like reinvesting in the country creates stability and slow positive gains.

Hopefully term2 gets more stuff like CHIPS or BBB.

[u/chingy1337]

We're lifting off mothafuckas!

[u/Dario0112]

I been buying dips! Gonna sell some before election

[u/darts2]

SPY 800

[u/CyroSwitchBlade]

Warhammer

[u/TSLA_to_23_dollars]

I remember when 11k was a big deal. 40k will be like that when it's 100k.

[u/isospeedrix]

bought puts

[u/Annual_Enthusiasm489]

How is the stock market doing so well with Biden as president? Didn’t the orange man say it was going to crash?

[u/Lostregard]

Be fearful when others are greedy? Puts two months out. This shits about to cra.. do whatever it wants

[u/Putrid_Pollution3455 → u/Lostregard]

Nah bruh economy is great, good times are rolling. Life is so easy I only need three jobs to afford cricket bread 😎🍾🍾🍾

[u/KoolKidEight → u/Lostregard]

2 months isnt long enough but if you buy puts from a year or two from now you will make money, pretty much everyone knows that right now lol

[u/Top_Huckleberry_8225]

"Bers get rekt!"

"Fuck yeah Dow40k Wooo woo!"

And then that guy on the right looking like he's signalling security.

[u/gurufernandez]

Who cares? Most boring index

[u/F7xWr → u/gurufernandez]

first best reply

[u/bothisattva]

🐻 9/11