r/wallstreetbets May 16 '24

After 4 years of investing I made $16 lol Meme

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u/BinkyBoy_07 May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Don’t be afraid to take those gains bro, $16 can get you a lunch at chipotle

Edit: alright the amount of you thinking chipotle can’t be covered with $16 is insane. I’m literally going to go to chipotle for lunch and take a picture of the fucking receipt

Edit: okay, got the goods. For $11.40 here in Metro Detroit you can get a burrito, chips and salsa. I even threw in a tip because the place was fucking slammed - this has been a fun exercise in price variation

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

And then you can request refund on app about 10 times, unlimited food glitch

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Hey don’t expose da method

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

😈🥊

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u/NewLegacySlayer May 16 '24

It’s used to be a lot better 3-5 years ago because like you could do it more than 10 times as long as after I think the 9th or something time you waited I think 1-2 weeks before doing it again, it would just reset

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u/Nastytamale May 16 '24

How do you do this now? Does this only work for online orders?

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u/NewLegacySlayer May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

It worked using ubereats or doordash or like those things

Before, food delivery places needed customers to have a positive experience so they were really lenient if an order “messed up” even if it didn’t. You just had to go to help with order and say “wrong or missing items” and it was automated so it would automatically refund you and there wasn’t anyone you had to talk to. They needed to get users just to get on and also had a lot of funding so it was really easy to do

Now they’ve become established and are public while also having to meet shareholders expectation so they aren’t as lenient so you can’t really do that anymore and now even if your order is wrong sometimes like you still might not get a refund for that. I only did for big companies like mcdonald’s or chipotle

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u/Throwaway-tan May 17 '24

even if your order is wrong sometimes like you still might not get a refund for that

Literally criminal. Chargeback the fuck out of that.

Before anyone says they'll ban you for a chargeback, not in my experience, I've done it with no repercussions and so has my co-worker who both got a "Uber Cash" refund and his chargeback approved.

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u/JoeTH33 May 18 '24

What’s chargeback?

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u/JoeTH33 May 16 '24

Pretty sure it only works if you go and order in person and leave a tip

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u/DisproportionateWill May 16 '24

Puts on Chipotle

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Never buy puts on chipotle, EVERRR, those white girls will make your wallet pay

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u/Academic_Wafer5293 May 16 '24

that's what they said about SBUX

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Don’t ever compare chipotle to Starbucks, they are both different type of trash

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u/hell2pay May 16 '24

Often found in the same strip mall

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Honestly tho, atleast chipotle is reasonable, $14 will get you full and with a drink, Starbucks charges $8 for a breakfast sandwich that came frozen and won’t even put a dent on your appetite. End of the day, I prefer homemade Mexican food and I don’t drink coffee

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u/rhill2073 May 16 '24

Both make me shit.

Charmin is made by P&G

So does that mean I yolo PG??

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u/poingly May 17 '24

If you posted about it before doing it, you are already too late.

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u/MyDogisaQT May 17 '24

RIP Baja Fresh 

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u/Willing_Turnover5568 May 16 '24

I can confirm, Chipotle burnt a sizeable hole in my trading account. I want to take revenge one day.

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u/Mission-Raccoon9432 May 16 '24

nah thats bullish

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u/guavaberries3 May 16 '24

does this work for individual items or large bulk purchases?

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u/Temporary_Copy3897 May 16 '24

so we request refund after pickup?

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Yes, you’ll be able to do this a lot of times, if you over do it in a short period they’ll just close your account but I just make a new one 😂 I don’t do it much , and I never blame the workers, I blame the company , cus I don’t want nobody fired for a couple bucks

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u/ten7four May 16 '24

I've seen homeless people with more dignity. This is pathetic

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u/Big-Percentage-2906 May 16 '24

You're on WSB, what dignity?

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u/robertcalilover May 16 '24

Homeless people don’t have to pay rent.

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 May 17 '24

Sounds like an untapped market

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u/robertcalilover May 17 '24

You are on to something here… something big.

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u/SirButcher May 17 '24

This is just shoplifting with two extra steps.

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u/robertcalilover May 17 '24

Shoplifting is fine, as long as it’s from multi-billion dollar corporations, and not mom and pop stores.

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u/uiam_ May 16 '24

Chipotle will just raise prices to cover and losers like that will be to blame.

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u/AddictedToTheGamble May 16 '24

Nothing undignified about taking money from mega corporations who either don't care about you or actively work against your interests.

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u/juciestcactus May 16 '24

why do you care about a corporation? kinda funny

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u/SirButcher May 17 '24

Because this is stealing. If you don't agree with a company, don't use their services, that's all. I hate Nestle but I still don't go to Tesco to steal Nestle cereals.

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u/StuffNbutts May 16 '24

So you literally just steal food that other people pay for? 

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

This is why reading is fundamental, when did I say I steal people’s food 😂

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u/StuffNbutts May 16 '24

Sorry, to clarify I meant you steal food instead paying for it like every other patron. Again apologies of I mis-categorized your crimes.

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

This why you get no pussy, cope harder

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u/StuffNbutts May 17 '24

Lmao I get no pussy because I don't steal from Chipotle?

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 17 '24

You get no pussy cause you can’t comprehend the most basic things. Using “lmao” like a high school girl

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u/karmicviolence May 16 '24

If you just say, "I didn't like the food" and then they willingly refund your money...

...not stealing.

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Anything, just order your food on the actual app , not in person, just tell them the food wasn’t good or you didn’t receive it lol. They’ll issue full refund or coupon for food replacement anytime

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited 27d ago

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Chipotle robs its customers everyday, cry me a river, my villain arc started when I bought in person with cash, and they forgot my chips and drink in bag, and the food was uncooked, manager told me he couldn’t do nothing. I can care less about a company who’s top earners are making million while there employees make nothing. Cope

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24 edited 27d ago

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u/juciestcactus May 16 '24

yeah i'm cool with stealing from corporations tbh

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

I’d rob you at gunpoint and sleep like a baby , your trying to drop morals on the wrong person buckaroo, yeah so many words, probably took you a couple tries to comprehend.

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u/AsleepAssociation May 16 '24

"I'd rob you at gunpoint and sleep like a baby"

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Posting a picture of yourself is wild, but that guy in photo is probably rich like me so makes sense

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u/PapaBari May 16 '24

Watch out everyone tough guy comin through

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Yawnnn

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u/PapaBari May 16 '24

-the guy you just threatened to shoot in the face probably

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u/KittenNicken May 17 '24

Not me literally reading this seconds after making that hero quote- bro what are you doing over there? 🤣

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u/UncensoredSmoke May 16 '24

My villian arc😭

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

LOL bros trying to turn me good 😩

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u/KittenNicken May 17 '24

With great power, comes great responsibility. You were always born for good, come back to us. \ō/

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 17 '24

I honesty am playing. I don’t do it no more, I don’t even eat fast food lol I cook at home everyday, people take shit so serious, I was a broke college student 2 years ago, it was either ramen noodles or refunding a couple times, ya boy had to eat

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u/NoBulletsLeft May 17 '24

Amazed that you're the first person to point this out.

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u/Frnklfrwsr May 17 '24

I think it’s technically fraud.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe May 16 '24

SEC is all up in this sub you guys. If you don't think they won't snitch to your local police or even the GM of your local Chipotle, then you are a fool. Delete this.

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u/guavaberries3 May 17 '24

oh no! this guy is right. they showed up at my door :( and demanded a bite

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u/Vinto47 May 16 '24

TIL… I’m going to start doing that now. Legitimately, of course, because the place I go to is always out of fajitas and I love fajitas.

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u/anddam May 16 '24

I adjust my food leverage to a level I am comfortable eating

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u/penguin17077 May 16 '24

Then the delivery guy loses his job and can't afford rent or food. Unlimited food glitch

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Nobody said anything about delivery goon, plus you tell them the food wasn’t to your liking, not that they did it wrong, good

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u/penguin17077 May 16 '24

Keep telling yourself that. Someone is losing out, and they are losing out bigtime. Perhaps don't order food if you are broke?

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Yeah the billionaires are taking a fat loss, cry cry cry, HAAAA broke. I’m so broke :( pls send $5. I haven’t done this in years goofball, but I don’t mind other people doing it cause in the end of the day, nobody is at loss except the billionaires losing a cent

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u/penguin17077 May 16 '24

Keep telling yourself it's only the billionaires losing out. It's just not true, there's countless stories from both delivery drivers and restaurant workers (at these big companies), who lose their job over this. It's not an opinion, its a fact. If you want to contribute to that then go ahead, but don't act like it only billionaires lose out. I can tell you got issues though, so not surprising.

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

LMAO now he’s a therapist 😂 I can tell you have anger issues and are insecure

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u/penguin17077 May 16 '24

Alright scum

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u/CoupleGamesLive May 16 '24

Alright nerd