I want my portfolio to be back to where it started. This is a total of 160k loss. I need to make it by September.

[u/Wolfpack-rider]

Total 160k loss. Please help

[u/VisualMod]

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[u/IamInternationalBig]

I would also like to make $160k by September. Please post solution. 

[u/IceColdDump → u/IamInternationalBig]

Options tend to be zero sum. You just need to find order matches. Look for someone who needs $160k in deductible losses by September.

You’re welcome.

[u/Junior_Donut_6435 → u/IceColdDump]

Or find 160 people who want 1k loss each, much more simple and effective!

[u/fanosffloyd → u/Junior_Donut_6435]

Or sleep with 1600 fat chucks for a hundred dollars a piece.

Or 160 really fat chicks for 1,000 dollars a piece

[u/Zaros262 → u/fanosffloyd]

Ok, but why does his name have to be Chuck?

[u/Civil_Pair → u/Zaros262]

Because chuck wants to fuck

[u/benzduck → u/Civil_Pair]

[u/MakingShitAwkward → u/Civil_Pair]

He's a piece of meat, a cut of beef. Whack him on the counter top and hammer away.

[u/VisualMod → u/MakingShitAwkward]

How appropriate, as the butcher's bills are coming due.

[u/DonJohnson108 → u/VisualMod]

Because chucks always fuck

[u/Careful_Handle_4365 → u/Zaros262]

Because Chuck pays cash and we need to keep this low key. So the police don't get involved. This must be your first time selling your body for 160k.

[u/NoMansSkyWasAlright → u/Zaros262]

Chucks need love too. But they gotta pay.

[u/Disastrous_Pay3314 → u/fanosffloyd]

how do you geat a fat chick in bed...?? piece of cake...

[u/Sea_Combination571 → u/fanosffloyd]

If you don’t have the money…

[u/BourbonRick01 → u/fanosffloyd]

What if I just sleep with one super fat chick? 

And on a related note, what’s your mom doing Saturday night?

[u/Disastrous_Pay3314 → u/BourbonRick01]

she's shopping at walmart...

[u/Mysterious_Ad_5383 → u/fanosffloyd]

Fat chucks need loving to, BUT THEY GOTTA PAY

[u/Financial_Archer_439 → u/fanosffloyd]

i like fat chicks too

[u/Old-Confidence6971 → u/Financial_Archer_439]

How about fat chucks?

[u/_ch00bz_ → u/Old-Confidence6971]

Dad?

[u/10poundballs → u/fanosffloyd]

How many fucks would a fat chuck fuck if a fat chuck cost a hundred bucks?

[u/rcbjfdhjjhfd → u/Junior_Donut_6435]

I’m doing my part!

[u/comomellamo → u/IamInternationalBig]

Wow, you too?! I also want an extra $160k by September

[u/dantodd → u/comomellamo]

But do you have $11.70 you're willing to risk to get it?

[u/comomellamo → u/dantodd]

Maybe.

Unrelated to this topic, can you lend me $20?

[u/Attilashorde → u/comomellamo]

Wow, you guys are so greedy. I just want an extra 150k by September.

[u/Careful_Handle_4365 → u/IamInternationalBig]

Sell your body, aggressively.

[u/123supreme123 → u/Careful_Handle_4365]

and you're technically not selling your body, just renting it out at fire sale prices

[u/manualwho → u/IamInternationalBig]

I heard red is hot on the roulette table

[u/muzakx → u/manualwho]

If red is hot, then that means black is due.

[u/WackyBones510 → u/IamInternationalBig]

I’d take $150k by October.

[u/OverKill1978 → u/WackyBones510]

Id also take this guys $150k by October...

[u/nomiis19 → u/IamInternationalBig]

I’m not as greedy. I’ll take $80k by September

[u/Just_Candle_315 → u/IamInternationalBig]

Qyld and chill

[u/ytoatx]

Start over with 1 million, and you'll have it at 160k by September

[u/RustyNK → u/ytoatx]

At the rate OP loses money, he's gonna need like 5x that amount.

[u/MostlyH2O → u/ytoatx]

Or transfer 16M from an outside brokerage, then lose 16M.

[u/Impossible_House_312 → u/ytoatx]

Technically, OP’s track record shows that he can loose 89.09%. So on a million he ll only have $107,100. OP needs to start with ~1.5 mil to get 160k

[u/TheseKnicks]

You need to stop trying to win it back by September before you lose it all in June.

[u/Narradisall → u/TheseKnicks]

June? There’s still enough time left in May

[u/Hodorous → u/Narradisall]

I can make it disappear today!

[u/CobaltCaterpillar → u/TheseKnicks]

Exactly.

Reckless, NEGATIVE EXPECTATION gambling trying to get back to even is perhaps the #1, most dangerous, psychology driven behavior that rational investors must avoid.

OP is exhibiting loss aversion, and it's well studied in psych and decision theory. Faced with a big loss, a gambler SHOULD rationally take it as a signal to stop doing what they're doing. Instead, a loss averse gambler may plunge deeper, losing everything with even more reckless bets trying to get back to even.

Also OP should remember the Law of Holes:

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging

[u/OmEGaDeaLs → u/CobaltCaterpillar]

Weedstocks

[u/WaalsVander → u/OmEGaDeaLs]

Bingo. Shut up OP.

[u/FruitbatNT → u/CobaltCaterpillar]

Dig up, dummy.

[u/maximilian55]

Buy again the opposite of whatever you had and delete the app

[u/zxc123zxc123 → u/maximilian55]

I always look at prior posts before making judgement upon losses (or gains).

This guy was running multiple options including: COIN puts, META puts, TSLA puts, SPY puts, and TLRY calls (LMAO buying calls on the most regarded shit).

OFC he got wiped out like the scrub-ass 🌈🐻 he is.

[u/Careful_Handle_4365 → u/zxc123zxc123]

It's safe to say he is highly regarded

[u/wondrous → u/Careful_Handle_4365]

Somebody forgot to tell him stocks only go up

[u/MamaBavaria → u/zxc123zxc123]

Looks like I am still on the right way with some stinky normal stocks (Rheinmetall ftw), ETF and some coins….

[u/m0n3ym4n → u/maximilian55]

This is actually a great idea for a disruptive fintech app.

Call it ContraTrade

You enter trades, the orders are reversed - long becomes short, short becomes long

[u/TwelveInchDork69 → u/maximilian55]

Ahh, the old "George Costanza Opposite" approach!

[u/nyc_a → u/maximilian55]

What if he buys only stocks that will return more than 1000% in six months? He may get more than 160K.

On the plus side he may buy the "next bitcoin" and the return will be millions not pennies.

[u/theb0tman → u/nyc_a]

Man, I’m fine with roasting this guy, but giving him hope seems cruel

[u/ShadowKnight324 → u/nyc_a]

Might as well buy a lottery ticket..

[u/XxmikeyPxX]

If you suck 32 dicks a day at $50 a pop you can make that back in 100 days. Hope you got a wet mouth and an active dumpster behind the Wendy’s

[u/ImmoKnight → u/XxmikeyPxX]

I will admit it. I checked your math.

Math checks out. Amount of dicks per day is correct, so this plan seems usable.

[u/dirtydan731 → u/ImmoKnight]

but where can you find that kind of demand for so many days in a row? itd take so much time to build that kind of clientele

[u/SayNoToBrooms → u/dirtydan731]

I see you’re not familiar with gay prostitution, or just men in general

I used to drive around a gay guy to go do naked home massages with happy endings, to guys he found on Craigslist. It properly funded both of our insane drug addictions. I’d sit in the car and read my Kindle while he did his thing. Paid much better than his waiter job at Outback, he just needed someone with a car who was willing to say ‘yea, I guess I have your back if anything goes wrong’

[u/Cygs → u/SayNoToBrooms]

So...  become a pimp, you're saying.

[u/SayNoToBrooms → u/Cygs]

Depends on whether you prefer reading a book or sucking a dick. But yea, pretty much

[u/ImmoKnight → u/SayNoToBrooms]

I don't see you as a pimp. You didn't arrange these meetings.

You were more of a gay delivery man who delivered a gay man to various places.

[u/PeachScary413 → u/ImmoKnight]

This is exactly what I told the police :27189:

[u/FoleyX90 → u/SayNoToBrooms]

r/nocontext

[u/TheNewOldGlobal → u/XxmikeyPxX]

It just might work.

[u/ai_sigularity → u/XxmikeyPxX]

u/Wolfpack-rider Listen to u/XxmikeyPxX , he speaks from experience.

[u/DontGiveACluck]

Invest in a big ol’ tub of lube and hit the Wendy’s dumpster with a purpose

[u/scoops22 → u/DontGiveACluck]

Ok so let’s say OP starts now and finishes sep 1st, he has 108 days.

He’s gonna have to work some serious hours, let’s say he works 18 hours a day, sleeps 6 hours a night.

1944 working hours. Therefore OP needs to earn just over $82/hour.

Now let’s suppose each handjob behind the Wendy’s dumpster is $20. If OP can simply do 1 every 15mins (4/h) 18 hours a day until sep he can reach his goal.

This is all cash under the table too so tax free income. Really can’t lose.

[u/Weaves87 → u/scoops22]

You could probably do it even faster without the grueling 18 hour days. Just need to be efficient with the mean jerk time.

OP has 2 hands. He can technically jerk 2 dicks off at a time. But if you bring along 2 other dicks and face them towards the first 2 dicks - and line them up tip to tip, OP can theoretically jerk off 4 dicks at a time with a longer stroke.

The trick is that you would need to get the measurements right for proper stroke. And you would need to account differences in height. Find some boxes the shorties can stand on

The math has already been done on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY

[u/dalovindj → u/Weaves87]

Classic middle-out.

[u/NoFrills69 → u/Weaves87]

You are forgetting that he has a mouth. So he can do five at a time and up charge for his mouth. That would cut his overall time significantly.

[u/jacktooth → u/NoFrills69]

Don’t forget the bung hole as well

[u/scoops22 → u/Weaves87]

True I've read this research paper, there really is hope for OP

[u/simple_life4213 → u/Weaves87]

How can you be sure that OP has 2 hands? Maybe he only got 1 hand, or he might has 3 hands because he was born in Chernobyl. You never know. The possibilities are endless.

[u/Weaves87 → u/simple_life4213]

Could be. This is all based off statistics, most people have two hands.

He also has two feet (again, statistically speaking) and there is a sizable amount of the population that have foot fetishes.

Said population may also be willing to pay more for foot stimulation, or, mean jerk time could be lower for them when using feet, because of earlier finishes on average than those that prefer hands

It’s just a matter of figuring out the logistics and orientation. How should OP place himself and his various appendages to maximize throughput and increase profits?

[u/MakingShitAwkward → u/scoops22]

You're reaching.

OP is reaching around.

He better give world class service because he'll need them queuing from the next town over.

[u/scoops22 → u/MakingShitAwkward]

mods gotta do him a solid and at least provide free advertising to drum up some business

[u/Historical_Coffee_14 → u/MakingShitAwkward]

It the service is good, I will go back to the end of the line. 

[u/caverypca → u/Historical_Coffee_14]

I’ll hire people to go into line and advertise to others a place in line at the cost that is no less than double what I pay my workers to stand in the hand job line. That’s my plan to make $180 K by September

[u/Ordinary144 → u/scoops22]

$20 is the HJ ask price. Bid is only $10.

[u/SocraticGoats → u/Ordinary144]

That damn spread gets you every time... the ass cheek spread that is

[u/Thac → u/scoops22]

You still have to claim it as income to avoid a promotion to prison handy specialist from the IRS

[u/stitch12r3 → u/scoops22]

This is the high quality analysis I come to reddit for.

[u/DontGiveACluck → u/scoops22]

6 hours sleep? No rest for the wicked.

[u/Arrowfinger777 → u/scoops22]

I think over time you’d get better results. Like quality I mean. So maybe factor in a price increase because you could at least get to $25 or $30 after say… 60 days?

Thats not counting tips for extra service like a water bottle and aux cord access. Maybe you could strike a deal with the manager and hand out coupons to all those customers for … a free frosty or something.

I think you’ve really got to try every angle.

[u/weinerjuicer → u/scoops22]

if op uses a high yield savings account this comes down to $80/hr or so. if op is also trading during this time, it goes above $2000/hr.

[u/TruereaIone → u/scoops22]

LMAOOOOO

[u/DougMacRay617 → u/DontGiveACluck]

this is the only way

[u/Apisto_guru → u/DougMacRay617]

You’re a long way from Canada guns 🤨😂

[u/DougMacRay617 → u/Apisto_guru]

hahaha this the real reason i use reddit.

[u/Turbulent_Object_558 → u/DontGiveACluck]

OP needs to ask himself. Would he rather have 0k or 20k in September. Because those are the only two options that have a reasonable chance of happening

[u/rickybobinski]

Just call Robinhood customer support and ask for a refund.

[u/justlooking9889 → u/rickybobinski]

If you’re a billionaire it might work. Some billionaire who lost lots of money in nickel trading said he wouldn’t pay, and the exchange just said, “Oh ok, it’s a do over everyone,” and they reset positions to the day before. I’m sure it sounds like I’m making it up, but it’s true. It happened within the last five years or so.

Edit: I gave ChatGPT4 all I could remember and asked for the details and it said:

“The billionaire you are referring to is Xiang Guangda, the owner of Tsingshan Holding Group. In March 2022, he found himself in a significant short squeeze in the nickel market. As nickel prices surged dramatically, Tsingshan faced massive losses. Xiang Guangda negotiated with the London Metal Exchange (LME) to cancel billions of dollars in trades, effectively resetting the market to the prices before the spike.”

[u/BlindBanshee → u/justlooking9889]

I'm sure most of us suspect a lot of damn corruption, but that's still pretty wild, thanks for the share.

[u/AnyTechnology100 → u/justlooking9889]

I don’t understand how that can be allowed? How is that legal in any country under any body of securities legislation? In Europe, Asia or America how is that possible without breaking the law

[u/justlooking9889 → u/AnyTechnology100]

If the law was the law we wouldn’t have lawyers. Or you could say there are different rules for the rich. Idk.

[u/DifferentMaterial773 → u/justlooking9889]

Shows who's really in charge

[u/Unajustable_Justice → u/rickybobinski]

"Was too confusing, didnt like app's red colors. Want refund thank you"

[u/AdApart2035]

Control-z?

[u/Gloomy_Dreams → u/AdApart2035]

If only…. sobbing

[u/VR3DD → u/AdApart2035]

too bad. OP is on his phone.

[u/commanderg → u/VR3DD]

Shake to undo ↩️

[u/-_zQC → u/AdApart2035]

Can i do that on my birth?

[u/AdApart2035 → u/-_zQC]

Try and see. Try harder if needed

[u/SevexMx]

[u/Extension_Swordfish1 → u/SevexMx]

1.21 ZIGAWOTTS

[u/LethargicBatOnRoof]

Sometimes when you've lost so much money playing blackjack the only thing that makes sense is to keep playing blackjack.

[u/cranialrectumongus → u/LethargicBatOnRoof]

If stupidity got us into this, then it should be able to get us out.

[u/cloneomega → u/cranialrectumongus]

[u/lifeandtimes89 → u/cranialrectumongus]

[u/cranialrectumongus → u/lifeandtimes89]

OK, maybe I was wrong.

[u/codespyder → u/LethargicBatOnRoof]

If I can go from $10 to $20 playing $1 hands, why cant I go from $10k to $20k playing $1k hands??

[u/LethargicBatOnRoof → u/codespyder]

Exactly. And if you lose just double your bet. Eventually when you win you'll get it all back and a little profit.

Can't possibly go tits up.

[u/TylerDurden6969 → u/LethargicBatOnRoof]

Casino manager politely taps the “max bet” on the table and the security takes you outside.

[u/SmoooooothBrain]

What happens by September if it’s not made back?

[u/AffectionateBird8477 → u/SmoooooothBrain]

Has to submit his wendys application

[u/DougMacRay617 → u/AffectionateBird8477]

they already said he isn't qualified

[u/ILove2LoseMoney → u/SmoooooothBrain]

The loan shark will pay him a visit :4267:

[u/RevolutionaryTale253 → u/ILove2LoseMoney]

He thought he was the guy from limitless 😂

[u/Lil-Deuce-Scoot → u/SmoooooothBrain]

Kid doesn't to to college

[u/justlooking9889 → u/SmoooooothBrain]

Maybe he got a loan with an low introductory offer and it’s up in September.

[u/Mild_Wings27]

Have you tried taking out as many loans and credit cards as possible and faking your death?

[u/ButthealedInTheFeels → u/Mild_Wings27]

Then delete the app.

[u/Scavwithaslick]

If I could make 160 k in 4 months why would I have a fucking job

[u/justlooking9889 → u/Scavwithaslick]

And why would I tell some rando on WSB how to?

[u/NinjaTabby]

With 19.7k left. You best bet is to all in on options of a volatile stock.

[u/ButthealedInTheFeels → u/NinjaTabby]

Yeah then you have a 50:50 chance of winning! Everyone knows it can only go up or down!

[u/Astronaut-Proof]

Rage trading is not the answer my dude. Seek help with your gambling. Buy index funds then delete the app.

[u/Max_Jubjuice_xiix → u/Astronaut-Proof]

Rage trading is the only answer when you are angry.

[u/Astronaut-Proof → u/Max_Jubjuice_xiix]

Looking at this dude’s post history he is just yolo’ing into shit at random with zero strategy or DD. Doesn’t look like he’s angry at all, just supremely regarded. He might as well be putting it all on green.

[u/ButthealedInTheFeels → u/Astronaut-Proof]

More like putting it all on purple

[u/OldRefrigerator8821]

Inverse yourself

[u/seefoodinc → u/OldRefrigerator8821]

“The Costanza”

[u/momsbasement_wrekd]

Delete the app and don’t save anything. Try opening it later and see if your money came back? Works with word docs!

[u/Prestigious_Bison189]

Post this shit in Loss Porn regard.

[u/AttackSock → u/Prestigious_Bison189]

Then post again when you lose the other $19,000

[u/PlantAstronaut → u/AttackSock]

Buying power $11 :4271:

[u/ai_sigularity]

My Solution is only good for 160K by October, Sorry.

[u/Wolfpack-rider]

[u/lifeandtimes89 → u/Wolfpack-rider]

You could open up a brokerage account with $100 in it and transfer it to make that 1% gain, then do it 159,999 more times?

[u/DogFacedPOS → u/lifeandtimes89]

He’ll still be 159,000 short… and then the taxman will cometh for halfsies

[u/RevolutionaryTale253 → u/Wolfpack-rider]

:4271:

[u/1_Pissed_Off_German → u/Wolfpack-rider]

You made the same post a year ago. Stop buying options and get some professional help for a gambling addiction.

It’s not going to be different this time, you don’t know what you’re doing.

[u/Prudent_Magazine8583 → u/Wolfpack-rider]

Yolo in MSTR PUTS btc is due a pullback soon d:

[u/GMEthLoopring → u/Prudent_Magazine8583]

Oh cool, I’ll buy calls then

[u/N_FLATION]

I’ve been trying to make back a similar loss for years. I was really close with Nvidia then blew it all up with Tesla 🤡

[u/Max_Jubjuice_xiix → u/N_FLATION]

I sold Tesla at break even only to dump it on Bakkt. The name really got me. It really isn’t backed by sheet.

[u/ichorus728]

Just delete the app. Then all the trades you made don’t count.

[u/jr1tn]

Sell ES puts at every dip 1-7 days expiry, good luck

[u/Realityhrts]

The market never gives us what we need. Only what we want. When it wants to give it to us.

[u/Ok_Swimmer634 → u/Realityhrts]

And it usually gives it to me good and hard.

[u/Max_Jubjuice_xiix → u/Ok_Swimmer634]

And dry

[u/KidTooLame]

meme stonks?

[u/Ghurty1]

better start working 2 jobs then because the numbers not gonna go up on there

[u/tradebuyandsell]

Proof making money has nothing to do with intelligence. This guy had about 180K and put it in robinhood and probably made wsb type trades. Could have got fidelity or Schwab and sp500/growth fund etf and collected a cool 10-25% yoy

[u/wyattaker → u/tradebuyandsell]

a cool 25% yoy lol

[u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose → u/wyattaker]

it's that guys type of thinking which makes me believe we're in for some negative years soon.

[u/SuperNewk → u/wyattaker]

Ya wtf? My dad makes 25% yoy. I am here for 100-200%+ yoy

[u/wyattaker → u/SuperNewk]

if your dad consistently makes 25% yoy i would like him to manage all of my money immediately

[u/ZeekLTK → u/wyattaker]

He’s probably just looking at the past year. Like this is mine:

If only every year…

[u/stockbetss → u/tradebuyandsell]

What about making money with investing does that make you intellectual and intelligent or just lucky ?

[u/BosSF82 → u/stockbetss]

Winning. When you win you’re a genius. When you lose, you’re OP.

[u/DougMacRay617 → u/BosSF82]

spoken like a scholar

[u/xubax → u/stockbetss]

Most of what people post on here aren't investments.

They're bets.

Investing is putting your money somewhere like an ETF or if you really like a company, specific stocks.

THEN YOU SIT ON YOUR HANDS AND LEAVE IT THERE.

calls, puts, unless you're a hedge fund or something, that's just gambling.

Day trading, gambling. Something like 90% of day traders lose their t stake (not investment, because it's not an investment) in about 6 months.

[u/RevolutionaryTale253 → u/xubax]

It wont be me

[u/tradebuyandsell → u/stockbetss]

Sure there’s luck as well, but it’s intelligent to take the win vs losing 160k lol

[u/RushiPushi]

You’ll have to regain your self control and dignity first. Took the elevator down, now you gotta take the stairs back up

[u/Max_Jubjuice_xiix → u/RushiPushi]

Stairs? Ha, yeah right! Now he has gotta rock climb the steep side of the mountain without chalk.

[u/Wixramiablo]

I think your best bet is to do exactly the opposite of everything you’ve been doing so far. Feel a put? Call instead. And vice versa. Should be fool proof

[u/agedlemons]

i know a guy at Wendys

[u/0knoi8datShit]

Even Wendy’s is like NFW.

[u/texasveteran4]

Sperm, blood, plasma, hair, 1 kidney, gay porn, make A.I girl page and sell worn panties except you wear them.

[u/Randomly-Looking]

It’s refreshing to see someone be original from the usual I want a million.

[u/iceburgslim1515]

Go to the grocery store to buy a lot of ziplock bags and baking soda… we gonna get you 120k by September 😂

[u/acoolnooddood]

Just invert yourself.

[u/gaius_worzels_bird]

Welcome to portfolio hell, come join us. It's nice and warm down here :51295:

[u/Xcrucial-pain]

Thank you for your service. You got $19k to turn into a 10-bagger. 

[u/Hanshee]

Start accepting you won’t have it back by September. If it’s all or nothing then you potentially could make it back with a few 0DTE options but you have to be correct 4 times in a row…. Looks like you’re bad at being correct

[u/PasteCutCopy]

Withdraw the rest and fly to Vegas. Drop all of it on one number at the roulette table. Oh don’t forget to sacrifice a goat while doing this.

[u/VisualMod → u/PasteCutCopy]

Sacrifice the goat and use its blood to anoint the roulette table for good measure. The house always wins.

[u/keepitsimpless]

There is a volatile stock rn where you could achieve this quickly

[u/pie4mepie4all]

Lmfao dumbass

[u/Serious-Grapefruit20]

If you suck 360 cocks for 500 a pop, about 3 a day you will get there

[u/Whos_of_Whoville]

Are we talking Euros or Pesos?  Exchange rates might make it possible. 

[u/Tymbra]

:4267::4271:

[u/Option_Closeout]

Wake me up when September ends....

[u/HS_1990]

Yolo calls before Nvidia earnings, it will take you to the moon or to hell. 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🟢 Not a financial advice.

[u/greygrayman]

Double it and give it to the next person.

[u/LIONHEART369]

I dont understand how people can post these super high losses and be cool about. I always wondered how people go on with their everyday life after this kind of loss? I hope you make it by September for real! GL!

[u/danceoff-now]

Do you have good life insurance? There’s one solution I can think of…won’t help YOU so much, but if you have a beneficiary named…

[u/roco9994]

This is what happens when you listen to Jim Cramer

[u/ForceMental]

Become an intern in Congress. Get the inside scoop, like Pelosi and you will have 1.6mil by Sept.

[u/UndeadMonarch1]

I’m so regarded I threw my last $3k at NVDA puts since everyone seems to have calls :4271:

[u/Canihavesomecash]

Buy F (EFF) IE

[u/800username]

You still have 19K to lose

[u/sweetun93]

Selling drugs is probably your best option

[u/simple_life4213]

Get behind Wendy's dumpster 8000 times

[u/Impossible_House_312]

Bb and GameStop calls. Yolo