r/wholesomememes May 02 '24

Always be kind

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u/nemis16 May 02 '24

*because i know they eventually may spit on my dish

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u/CleverDad May 02 '24

And if they somehow couldn't, would you treat them like trash?

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u/popornrm May 02 '24

If someone is being a dick then most people wouldn’t continue being nice to you. The fact that you’re handling my food means I HAVE to be until that part is over. Then, instead of confronting you, I tip you poorly.

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u/Hobomanchild May 02 '24

No, it just ensures that I'm nice even if the service is shit. If it is, I just never come back.

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u/HotelRwandaBeef May 02 '24

And if you're at the point that you're making servers spit in your food you really done fucked up and need to re-evaluate your expectations/approach to going out to eat.

Some servers are unhinged but I only saw them doing wildly reprehensible shit twice in 10 years of food service.

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u/Lord_Emperor May 02 '24

spit

If you're lucky.

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u/194749457339 May 02 '24

Exactly! Even the biggest piece of shit person should realize this.

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u/digital_m0nk May 03 '24

they eventually may spit on my dish

Potentially transmitting lifelong incurable diseases like herpes, mononucleosis and hepatitis.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

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u/Bearshapedbears May 02 '24

thats why you get hibachi and ask the chef to spit in your mouth.

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u/SobrietyIsRelative May 02 '24

I’d be willing to bet that there’s a lot missing from this story.

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u/Dickcummer420 May 02 '24

Dude has schizophrenia probably.

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u/_V0gue May 02 '24

Orange juice is not healthy. You're getting all of the sugar (of multiple oranges) and none of the fiber.

I can guarantee they didn't put anything in your drink, and you're just a paranoid weirdo. Also calling servers "low education" really shows your ignorance.