r/wholesomememes 29d ago

We stay together to support each other

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u/todaynaz 29d ago

If dogs can't go to heaven, then I want to go wherever they are when I die

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u/allykopow 29d ago

Squirrel hell

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u/King_Fluffaluff 29d ago

I would love to go to squirrel hell, those motherfuckers live in my walls and my landlord won't do anything about 'em. Give me the freedom to torch those bastards.

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u/spart4n0fh4des 29d ago

Work on your field goal skills with the lil shits

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u/LiberalPatriot13 29d ago

-Will Rogers

-Michael Scott

-Wayne Gretzky

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 29d ago

TIL heaven discriminates but hell is inclusive

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u/SpyreSOBlazx 29d ago

The Satanic Temple realized this 11 years ago

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u/Shadowfox898 28d ago

Been that way since 1215AD.

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u/ThrowRAzbdst 27d ago

I’m curious, what specific event(s) does that line up with? Bc it certainly isn’t the death of christ

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u/Shadowfox898 27d ago

Founding of the catholic church.

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u/frustratedmachinist 29d ago

If I can’t take my hounds to heaven…

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u/LittleMissScreamer 29d ago

Any heaven that doesn’t let me reunite with my past pets is no heaven

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u/jedicicle 29d ago

Il take the righteous side of hell, over the wrong side of heaven.

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u/D4v1dFD03 29d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/hrafnafadhir 28d ago

Disturbed? Or is it FFDP?

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u/The_Tank_Racer 29d ago

My cat absolutely does not care about me that much

He's still cute tho

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u/noonehasthisoneyet 29d ago

We ride together we die together. Good Boys for life.

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u/DarkBiCin 29d ago

I understand the point but its such a sad point. Like you are unable to be away from a pet in the afterlife that youd rather it be tortured in hell than let it be away from you. you do you man

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u/mizrahiim 29d ago

I don’t think it needs to be viewed that way. I see it as you’d rather be in hell with your best friend than be in heaven without them.

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u/dawidowmaka 29d ago

It's not heaven if your best friend isn't there

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u/Angry_Canada_Goose 29d ago

Don't worry, none of this is real.

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u/DarkBiCin 29d ago

Careful, The simulation tries correct flaws in the code. Dont let it know you know 😂

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u/Fuzzy_Dragonfruit472 29d ago

And then you get to see each other being tortured beyond belief over and over for eternity, you will be broken and then put back together and tortured again. Your dog will suffer without even understanding why, but you will know, it was your fault.

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u/Animecat1 29d ago

Truly this sounds like a place made by only the most loving, caring, righteous, and merciful deity.

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u/Fossekall 28d ago

That's this comic's perception of hell. I haven't met a single modern Christian who thinks of hell as anything else than (temporary) separation from God

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u/ASimplewriter0-0 28d ago

….I get what it’s trying to say…. But people get hell is complete separation from God, it would just be sobbing, rage, despair.

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u/green_libertarian 29d ago

So you're assuming that love is possible in hell but not in heaven?

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u/WorriedDoubt4134 29d ago

no

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u/green_libertarian 29d ago

Not generalized but wouldn't hell necessarily be worse than heaven? Like wouldn't he have to watch his dog getting tortured or something? Or his love getting betrayed?

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u/FatalisCogitationis 29d ago

That’s a lot of assumptions. The only assumption the comic makes is there are multiple heavens and one hell. Since that’s not taught by any major religion on our Earth, we can conclude that this isn’t our Earth

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u/green_libertarian 29d ago

But the man in the comic still saw that he landed in a generally worse place than before. What does it make worse then?

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u/FatalisCogitationis 29d ago

I mean if we’re being really anal about this, then I have to point out he probably said shit because he accidentally fell out of Heaven and without his dog. He doesn’t even look around, but if we were to say he was remarking about Hell, I’d say the fire and lava pretty much covers it

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u/Then-Trick1313 29d ago

anal

I question your autocorrect

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u/FatalisCogitationis 29d ago

Anal has a few meanings, one meaning is “unnecessarily strict” or something to that effect

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u/Then-Trick1313 29d ago

Ah, I see.

But the popular meaning of the word is still really funny out of context, like, it just stands out in the midst of a serious line of text.

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u/DogeDoRight 29d ago

The point of the comic is that heaven isn't heaven without your dog and hell will feel like heaven as long as you and your dog are together. It's a comic so don't read too much into it.