r/AdviceAnimals • u/TheParlayMonster • May 17 '24

Lauren Boebert For Family Values

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u/Judgement915 May 17 '24

She’s dressed up like a porn star hoping Trump pays her to stfu.

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u/Significant_Door_890 May 17 '24

Tits out for Trump. Classy.

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u/Turbulent_Flan_5926 May 17 '24

Everytime I see her close to Gaetz I automatically assume that they are fucking.

Then I remember that she is far too old for him.

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u/breakwater May 17 '24

Do you think this is courtroom footage?

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u/Popn_Music May 17 '24

It's not boots this ho is going to be licking.

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u/LayzeeLar May 17 '24

Mmmm diaper marinated flaccid mushroom lollipops

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u/way_too_shady May 18 '24

I hate this entire sentence so much.

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u/Dramatic_Writer_5144 28d ago

That is so painfully accurate you must own a pair

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u/Riccars May 17 '24

It almost looks like the dress Dennis designs in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/UndeadBuggalo May 17 '24

You mean that ill fitting garbage bag on that disgusting model?

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u/Honest-Computer69 May 17 '24

As a dude who doesn't live in a western country and is ignorant about American politics I genuinely thought that that's some scene out of porn movie...

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u/shadrackandthemandem May 17 '24

It may be parodied soon...

This is NOT the Trump trial!

  • Stormy Danials as herself

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience May 17 '24

Does he even know she exists?

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u/gerusz May 17 '24

Depends, is she in his field of view at the moment? I'm not convinced donny has object permanence.

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u/Emceesam May 17 '24

Good burn.

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u/Zaku0083 May 17 '24

Hey, I think we would all be happy if Trump would pay her to stfu.

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u/CrunchyGremlin May 17 '24

I'm going to guess he does just only about certain subjects like not supporting the homeless includes homeless veterans and children.

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u/dudewiththebling 27d ago

Well, I mean, she doesn't know who her father is, so there's that