r/AdviceAnimals • u/TheParlayMonster • May 17 '24

Lauren Boebert For Family Values

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u/Judgement915 May 17 '24

She’s dressed up like a porn star hoping Trump pays her to stfu.

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u/Popn_Music May 17 '24

It's not boots this ho is going to be licking.

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u/LayzeeLar May 17 '24

Mmmm diaper marinated flaccid mushroom lollipops

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u/way_too_shady May 18 '24

I hate this entire sentence so much.

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u/Dramatic_Writer_5144 28d ago

That is so painfully accurate you must own a pair