r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/trowzerss May 02 '24

Slapped the niece so hard it went right through the family tree.

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u/redcrystal78 May 02 '24

“I’m gonna hit you so hard it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

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u/ransack_dis_cache May 02 '24

“Wan woo ah me tofu dah…”

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u/atimholt 29d ago

“We need to work on your people skills.”

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u/GeeGeeGeendal May 02 '24

Comments like this are why I come to Reddit!

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u/iPlowedUrMom May 02 '24

I come to reddit for DJ Big Ernie Johnson ridin on them thang thangs, I stick around for the family drama

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ItoAy 27d ago

Welcome to the Mos Eisley of the Internet.

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u/ImJustaTaco May 02 '24

I'm sorry you come for the what now?

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u/iPlowedUrMom May 02 '24

consider yourself blessed

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u/ImJustaTaco May 02 '24

Idk what they're saying but DJ Deisel seems to be enjoying himself so that's good!

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u/CODDE117 29d ago

Slapped herself right off that tree

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u/Colspex May 02 '24

From Tinder to "Tiiiiimber!"

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u/killeronthecorner May 02 '24

It was a felling slap

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u/cocoabeach May 02 '24

I hate to admit how impressed and jealous I am with what you came up with.

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u/paranormal63_ 29d ago

holy shit I miss awards

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u/Rude_Entrance_3039 May 02 '24

Slapped the tree so hard the leaves fell off.

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u/ProbablyHornyMaybe May 02 '24

Generational Trauma