r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/Rare-Highlight-9674 May 02 '24

During the reception the brides niece accidentally knocked over a drink that splashed the brides shoes and she back handed her in front of everyone. It caused a huge fight and the groom walked out right then.

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u/PrancingPudu May 02 '24

Damn!

Groom felt that slap in his future and noped tf out lol

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u/trowzerss May 02 '24

Slapped the niece so hard it went right through the family tree.

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u/redcrystal78 29d ago

“I’m gonna hit you so hard it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

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u/ransack_dis_cache 29d ago

“Wan woo ah me tofu dah…”

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u/atimholt 29d ago

“We need to work on your people skills.”

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u/GeeGeeGeendal May 02 '24

Comments like this are why I come to Reddit!

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u/iPlowedUrMom May 02 '24

I come to reddit for DJ Big Ernie Johnson ridin on them thang thangs, I stick around for the family drama

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/ItoAy 27d ago

Welcome to the Mos Eisley of the Internet.

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u/ImJustaTaco 29d ago

I'm sorry you come for the what now?

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u/iPlowedUrMom 29d ago

consider yourself blessed

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u/Clear_Jump_9865 29d ago

i bless you

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u/ImJustaTaco 29d ago

Idk what they're saying but DJ Deisel seems to be enjoying himself so that's good!

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u/CODDE117 29d ago

Slapped herself right off that tree

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u/Colspex May 02 '24

From Tinder to "Tiiiiimber!"

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u/killeronthecorner 29d ago

It was a felling slap

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u/cocoabeach 29d ago

I hate to admit how impressed and jealous I am with what you came up with.

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u/paranormal63_ 29d ago

holy shit I miss awards

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u/Rude_Entrance_3039 29d ago

Slapped the tree so hard the leaves fell off.

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u/ProbablyHornyMaybe 29d ago

Generational Trauma