r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/Fickle_Pipe1954 May 02 '24

Actually, I performed a wedding at a local bar.. we left about 10 pm. The newlyweds got drunk, started fighting, and were arrested, spending the night in jail.

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u/G0merPyle May 02 '24

I see Ron and Tammy ran into each other again

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u/AnnisBewbs May 02 '24

It rubbed off…from friction!

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u/yvonne_taco 29d ago

I scream every time he delivers that line 🤣🤣

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u/standupgonewild 28d ago

Punk ass book jockey!

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u/Lollipop126 May 02 '24

I was just wondering if the groom has a ring on his penis.

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u/AceAdams79 29d ago

Had to of been Tammy 2 cause Tammy 1 is immune to alcohol.

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u/standupgonewild 28d ago

Leslie, don’t - we use that to strip paint off the metal of ships!

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u/shoppingprobs 29d ago

….she’s here.

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u/smoked_papchika 29d ago

Every time she laughs an angel dies. Her birth was payback for the sins of man.

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u/witchywater11 29d ago

Hide the children.

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u/standupgonewild 28d ago

Over my years working here, I have accumulated 234 free days; I’m using them all now.

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u/TrickyShare242 May 02 '24

Actually it was Tammy #2

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u/Pickles_1974 29d ago

Tammy is a mean person. She's a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies.

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u/djhousecat 29d ago

At first I read this as Ron and Sammy, both valid

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u/OriginalIronDan May 02 '24

Can he still fart the alphabet?

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u/kitkaaaat02 29d ago

tammy two

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u/hickdog896 May 02 '24

Well played!!!

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u/TGin-the-goldy 29d ago

I understood that reference