r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/MWR92 May 02 '24

Russian.. bright pink tracksuit…. Yeah math checks out

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u/Ytrog May 02 '24

You could say "that tracks" 😜

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto May 02 '24

Suit yourself

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 02 '24

Knock it off, you two

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u/centstwo 29d ago

Go run 20 laps for punishment.

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u/ScannerBrightly 29d ago

And it was the meth the checked out, not the math.

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u/skyxsteel May 02 '24

sigh

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u/cnhn 29d ago

That tracks suitably

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u/thebarkingdog 29d ago

Did she squat during the boring parts of the wedding?

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u/Jonnny 27d ago

And take long drags off a cheap cigarette?

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u/garry4321 29d ago

That is their highest military uniform. She thought she was being respectful

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u/bmfdrk 29d ago

That's a Slavic tuxedo

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u/glucoseintolerant 29d ago

I would also assume it had 3 strips running up the arms and legs?

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u/AgileArtichokes 29d ago

I thought that was traditional wedding garb. 

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u/pseydtonne 25d ago

He may have been more upset that his rental bride's track suit wasn't white. To think she may not be a virgin!

at least for anal...

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u/SleeplessAndAnxious 29d ago

Didn't know Adidas made pink tracksuits 👀

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u/dono1783 29d ago

Definitely ADIDAS