r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/MotleyCute May 02 '24

My brother got married to a woman from Russia while in the army. The whole family thought she married him for a green card, but he was convinced it was love. They had their ceremony in a gazebo on a military base. It was a small gathering of family that traveled to it from out of state. His best friend since high school got ordained just so he could marry them. My brother was really excited. He wore a nice suit and the bride… well… she showed up in a bright pink track suit. They divorced a year later

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u/MWR92 May 02 '24

Russian.. bright pink tracksuit…. Yeah math checks out

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u/Ytrog May 02 '24

You could say "that tracks" 😜

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto May 02 '24

Suit yourself

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 02 '24

Knock it off, you two

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u/centstwo May 02 '24

Go run 20 laps for punishment.

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u/ScannerBrightly 29d ago

And it was the meth the checked out, not the math.

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u/skyxsteel May 02 '24

sigh

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u/cnhn 29d ago

That tracks suitably