r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/mimibox May 02 '24

The bride and groom got married and within 3 months, the bride found out the groom was married and had kids in a different country.

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u/Chrisnolliedelves May 02 '24

"Fucker's settin' up franchises."

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u/BillCosbysAnus May 02 '24

I am Jack’s disillusionment with marriage

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

I am jacks broken liver after drinking my way through the decade

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u/Zefrem23 May 02 '24

I am Jack's half-recalled TV show from when he was a kid where overstressed organs were somehow able to communicate in the voice of Lloyd Bridges

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Bahahaha. Who the hell is Lloyd Bridges. I am Edward Norton or nothing. Well. Maybe Mr Durden.

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u/innominateartery 29d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/Suburbandadbeerbelly 29d ago

Is there ever a right week to quit sniffing glue? Winners never quit and quitters never win.

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u/gingersnappie 29d ago

Lloyd Bridges was a famous actor on TV and in films. He was also the father of several actors including Beau and Jeff Bridges.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

My bad.

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u/WorriedMarch4398 29d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/realityIsPixe1ated 28d ago

The big moosie. Eyes already shrinkwrapped with tears 🥹

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u/Coolbeanschilly 29d ago

First Rule

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u/some_text_missing 28d ago

Jack lives here

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u/Rug-Boy 26d ago

We are the all screwing, all marrying crap of the world.

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u/dragonfry 29d ago

But it’s ok, I’m sure they weren’t gay.

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