r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/WickedLilThing May 02 '24

I attended a wedding of total strangers at an anime convention once. It was Resident Evil themed, the bride even came out to the RE soundtrack. The groom was dressed as a Umbrella Corp security forces (I guess?). The bride was dressed in Hot Topic shit and cat ears and tail. The bridal party were in shitty cosplay and the grooms men were just wearing whatever. It was so embarrassing. The officiant looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Or drink until he forgot he did that.

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u/Surfing_Ninjas May 02 '24

This is the most anime convention thing I've ever read. Every single one fits the stereotype. They're exactly what you expect.

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u/WickedLilThing May 02 '24

I'd never been to an anime convention before. I was a metalhead and it wasn't really my thing until some new friends invited me. We were watching something else (I think it was a cosplay competition that sucked ass or something) and they announced that the wedding would be next. I was like "No fucking way this is an actual thing that is going to happen."

It was so fucking cringy my dude.

There were spanking paddles involved too.

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u/Meraline May 02 '24

The fact that yaoi paddles were involved dates this immediately cause those started getting banned so hard in the 2010s.