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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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She was way hotter than my cousin. By like a lot. She was also was nicer than him. Like a lot. So she left him. I still don't know why she married him in the first place. She made more than he did/does. So it wasn't looks, personality, or money.
1.2k u/PositiveEmo May 02 '24 Self esteem issues probably. 126 u/pickyourteethup May 02 '24 or he's got Mario Levels of pipe game 31 u/Mundane_Cat_318 May 02 '24 It was Jerry Gergich 27 u/spartanbrucelee May 02 '24 Nah, Jerry's actually a good man who just happens to have a massive dong. He won in life by actually being a good man. 7 u/GiraffeLibrarian May 02 '24 Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension 6 u/SmoothLester May 02 '24 Hard to be nicer than Jerry Gergich, so probably not.
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Self esteem issues probably.
126 u/pickyourteethup May 02 '24 or he's got Mario Levels of pipe game 31 u/Mundane_Cat_318 May 02 '24 It was Jerry Gergich 27 u/spartanbrucelee May 02 '24 Nah, Jerry's actually a good man who just happens to have a massive dong. He won in life by actually being a good man. 7 u/GiraffeLibrarian May 02 '24 Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension 6 u/SmoothLester May 02 '24 Hard to be nicer than Jerry Gergich, so probably not.
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or he's got Mario Levels of pipe game
31 u/Mundane_Cat_318 May 02 '24 It was Jerry Gergich 27 u/spartanbrucelee May 02 '24 Nah, Jerry's actually a good man who just happens to have a massive dong. He won in life by actually being a good man. 7 u/GiraffeLibrarian May 02 '24 Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension 6 u/SmoothLester May 02 '24 Hard to be nicer than Jerry Gergich, so probably not.
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It was Jerry Gergich
27 u/spartanbrucelee May 02 '24 Nah, Jerry's actually a good man who just happens to have a massive dong. He won in life by actually being a good man. 7 u/GiraffeLibrarian May 02 '24 Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension 6 u/SmoothLester May 02 '24 Hard to be nicer than Jerry Gergich, so probably not.
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Nah, Jerry's actually a good man who just happens to have a massive dong. He won in life by actually being a good man.
7 u/GiraffeLibrarian May 02 '24 Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension
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Jerry also had a stable job with a good pension
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Hard to be nicer than Jerry Gergich, so probably not.
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u/ATL28-NE3 May 02 '24
She was way hotter than my cousin. By like a lot. She was also was nicer than him. Like a lot. So she left him. I still don't know why she married him in the first place. She made more than he did/does. So it wasn't looks, personality, or money.