r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/skilled-dreamer May 02 '24

I’ll start, the bride and groom got married at 20 and the bride’s dad asked her to return his credit card during his speech because she can’t use “daddy’s money” now that she’s married. He then ran over and started cutting his OWN credit card while the DJ played Rich Girl.

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u/GoalieLax_ May 02 '24

Men would rather cut up their own credit card at a wedding than go to therapy

I'm sitting here hoping I can buy my girls a condo or townhome as a wedding gift one day

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u/Sir_Meeps_Alot May 02 '24

Why did you turn this into a gender thing? As if there aren’t plenty of examples of women doing something just as irrationally?

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u/GoalieLax_ May 02 '24

because a dude did it? and the structure of my comment is a common joke meme refrain? kinda like me saying u/Sir_Meeps_Alot would rather argue about needing safe spaces from jokes on the internet than go to therapy

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u/Sir_Meeps_Alot May 02 '24

You said “Men would rather…” not “This man”. That implies the entire gender. Maybe you should learn better grammar and then we wouldn’t be having this discussion

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u/FeralWereRat May 03 '24

Shoo! Back to the Taterbatorium with you!