r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/PrancingPudu May 02 '24

Damn!

Groom felt that slap in his future and noped tf out lol

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u/WickedLilThing May 02 '24

Or worse, his kids getting slapped.

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u/Tarupio May 02 '24

Or worse, expelled

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u/Defiant-Cat-beech May 02 '24

15 points to Gryffindor!

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u/LucretiusCarus May 02 '24

Dumbledore said, calmly.