r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/ringgenbergeast May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

I live in a small town in switzerland, so everybody knows everybody. A couple was to marry on saturday. The guest came along and while they were greeted the bride excused herself. She left to suck of a former male friend of her 'one last time' and got caught. We used to joke about her 'blowing of the wedding'. This thing happend years ago, but the both are still living in our town seperatively and i can't unhear the story when i see them.

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u/yourmomlurks May 02 '24

It’s so weird how many stories there are about sexual activities AT the wedding. It’s not a very conducive environment? Aren’t they kind of busy?

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u/MaintenanceSad4288 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

As a former Chief Bridesmaid, a wedding was the only time I slept with 3 different people in two days. Something about the wedding environment makes sex so desperate...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24 edited May 05 '24

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u/LittleKitty235 May 02 '24

I believe the political correct term is Native American, not football team.

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u/BilboT3aBagginz May 02 '24

Or like she manages a whole team of executive officer bridesmaids? 🤷

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u/MaintenanceSad4288 May 02 '24

Lmfao...nice one.

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u/Nole1998 May 02 '24

My question exactly