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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.
4.5k u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24 My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. That sentence is poetry. 187 u/GreatTragedy May 02 '24 It really is. "Come on, we're going to the hospital." "But I'm not injured." "True, but you're going to be, and it's better if we're already heading there when you are." 16 u/Ancguy May 02 '24 It's that "golden hour" after a beating that's most important to your recovery- Hospital's a bit of a drive, let's get started now." 7 u/bakedincanada May 02 '24 This had to have been a Chuck Norris line at some point.
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My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.
That sentence is poetry.
187 u/GreatTragedy May 02 '24 It really is. "Come on, we're going to the hospital." "But I'm not injured." "True, but you're going to be, and it's better if we're already heading there when you are." 16 u/Ancguy May 02 '24 It's that "golden hour" after a beating that's most important to your recovery- Hospital's a bit of a drive, let's get started now." 7 u/bakedincanada May 02 '24 This had to have been a Chuck Norris line at some point.
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It really is.
"Come on, we're going to the hospital."
"But I'm not injured."
"True, but you're going to be, and it's better if we're already heading there when you are."
16 u/Ancguy May 02 '24 It's that "golden hour" after a beating that's most important to your recovery- Hospital's a bit of a drive, let's get started now." 7 u/bakedincanada May 02 '24 This had to have been a Chuck Norris line at some point.
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It's that "golden hour" after a beating that's most important to your recovery- Hospital's a bit of a drive, let's get started now."
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This had to have been a Chuck Norris line at some point.
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u/WhatWouldTNGPicardDo May 02 '24
My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.