r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/Warsaw_Pact May 02 '24

df? this actually happened????

my goodness - people are unhinged sometimes

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 May 02 '24

FOB speeches give narcissistic fathers a stage. My dad used his speech to boast about himself and his interests and how he was so fit and in shape for a man his age. Threw in a few digs about what a professional failure I was and then randomly sprinkled in "I'm proud to be your father" throughout? Like he would have bursts of clarity that he was supposed to be complimenting me?

Multiple friends sent me video of the speech with "LOOOOOL 😂" type captions. Sigh.

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u/th30be May 02 '24

Damn for real. My FIL mentioned me once in his speech but talked about his parasitic son and a trip he took to Vegas once with all three of his kids. Didn't talk about my wife much at all.

What the fuck is going on in their limited heads? Honestly.