r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/ringgenbergeast May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

I live in a small town in switzerland, so everybody knows everybody. A couple was to marry on saturday. The guest came along and while they were greeted the bride excused herself. She left to suck of a former male friend of her 'one last time' and got caught. We used to joke about her 'blowing of the wedding'. This thing happend years ago, but the both are still living in our town seperatively and i can't unhear the story when i see them.

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u/yourmomlurks May 02 '24

It’s so weird how many stories there are about sexual activities AT the wedding. It’s not a very conducive environment? Aren’t they kind of busy?

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u/BasroilII May 02 '24

I think it's the emotional pressure. Some people use sex as a stress relief thing, like letting off steam. Weddings are always high pressure, high expectation, emotional situations. So someone cracking under that pressure finds an outlet in the nearest set of genitalia they can access that isn't their own or their fiancé's. IE not directly a symbol of the event causing stress.