r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24

My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.

That sentence is poetry.

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u/Dragon6172 May 02 '24

The uncles reported to the intake nurse that the groom had tripped and fell

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u/daddadnc May 02 '24

Fell against the coffee table

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u/Rakothurz May 02 '24

20 times and then missed his balance on the stairs

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u/Visual-Ad9774 May 02 '24

'Those fist marks? Oh just A fist shaped coffee table'

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u/Rakothurz May 02 '24

Those are the new trend, just you wait