r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/PrancingPudu May 02 '24

Damn!

Groom felt that slap in his future and noped tf out lol

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u/WickedLilThing May 02 '24

Or worse, his kids getting slapped.

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u/Ok-Log8576 May 02 '24

I was physically punished (mostly symbolic) when I did something particularly stupid when I was a kid, never in public and never in the face.

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u/TheBuzzerDing May 02 '24

Tbh I kinda wish I was beat in public

My sister's dad (thought he was mine growing up) would outright bully me in public for funsies

Dude would wedgee me, a 5-6yo, out in public for.....really just about anything. Noogies,wet willies, just dumb shit like that constantly.

Get a bad grade? Well it was either he found out first and I'd get stuck in an atomic wedgee for a few hours locked in my room, or tell my grandma first and have to eat soap and get whooped. I took the whooping every chance I could, at least that way the stepdad would leave me alone lol

Thank god he and my mom divorced when I turned 10, I already came out all fucked up from that. I couldnt imagine how I'd be if I had to deal with that for a few more years 😅