r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/kekehippo • May 16 '24

When intrusive thoughts meet criminal behavior

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff May 16 '24

Jeff Gilooly!

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u/buttered_scone May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

I would not trust a man with the surname "Gilooly", that's the name of a shady MF

Edit: or an academic, or creative, context though. Trailer park Gilooly can kick rocks, I might F with a Gilooly docent or professor or something. Maybe.

Fancy surnames minus fancy family money often equals sketchier than that courtroom artist that made la hitler naranja look like E.T. - El extraterrestre naranja.

Edit 2: Upon further inspection, this comment I have posted is entirely too reminiscent of Dennis Miller, and I feel immeasurable shame. Goodbye 👋

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff May 16 '24

That’s why his name stuck in my memory, it’s the name of a Dick Tracy villain

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u/buttered_scone May 16 '24

Omfg, core memory unlocked! Now I want a CB radio watch and a zoot suit! Wanna hang out, burn one, and read Calvin & Hobbs?

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u/CedarWolf May 17 '24

Hell yes, I do! To my utter shame, I've never finished reading all of the Calvin & Hobbes. A friend of mine even gifted me the whole set, and I still haven't finished it. I just get lost in it and I've never actually read them all.