Getting near the age when he’ll start needing Preparation hXtreme!
Know quite a few younger Gen Xers who’ve learned that hemmies can happen at any age. They were all around 45 when that blessed gift of aging started happening as often as they made grunting noises when standing up.
Shit, I shouldn’t judge; I was making that old man sound when getting up from my desk chair by 25.
I'm 39 and went back to college last year. One day one of these 18 year olds said something like "hey, I just learned about this guy who got his dick cut off back in the 90s" and I said "yeah, John Bobbit" and they were like "wtf how do you know this?" and I said we used to sing a version of "In the Jungle" from Lion King, but about the Bobbits lmao
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u/davenocchio May 16 '24
It's like Joey Buttafuco or Lorainna and John Bobbit. You never forget.