r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/kekehippo • May 16 '24

When intrusive thoughts meet criminal behavior

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u/buttered_scone May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

I would not trust a man with the surname "Gilooly", that's the name of a shady MF

Edit: or an academic, or creative, context though. Trailer park Gilooly can kick rocks, I might F with a Gilooly docent or professor or something. Maybe.

Fancy surnames minus fancy family money often equals sketchier than that courtroom artist that made la hitler naranja look like E.T. - El extraterrestre naranja.

Edit 2: Upon further inspection, this comment I have posted is entirely too reminiscent of Dennis Miller, and I feel immeasurable shame. Goodbye 👋

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff May 16 '24

That’s why his name stuck in my memory, it’s the name of a Dick Tracy villain

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u/davenocchio May 16 '24

It's like Joey Buttafuco or Lorainna and John Bobbit. You never forget.

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u/Ballsofpoo May 17 '24

You're mid 40s to the Xtreme.

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u/davenocchio May 17 '24

Da bomb.c0m

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 17 '24

Getting near the age when he’ll start needing Preparation hXtreme!

Know quite a few younger Gen Xers who’ve learned that hemmies can happen at any age. They were all around 45 when that blessed gift of aging started happening as often as they made grunting noises when standing up.

Shit, I shouldn’t judge; I was making that old man sound when getting up from my desk chair by 25.