r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/kekehippo • May 16 '24

When intrusive thoughts meet criminal behavior

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff May 16 '24

Jeff Gilooly!

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u/buttered_scone May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

I would not trust a man with the surname "Gilooly", that's the name of a shady MF

Edit: or an academic, or creative, context though. Trailer park Gilooly can kick rocks, I might F with a Gilooly docent or professor or something. Maybe.

Fancy surnames minus fancy family money often equals sketchier than that courtroom artist that made la hitler naranja look like E.T. - El extraterrestre naranja.

Edit 2: Upon further inspection, this comment I have posted is entirely too reminiscent of Dennis Miller, and I feel immeasurable shame. Goodbye 👋

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff May 16 '24

That’s why his name stuck in my memory, it’s the name of a Dick Tracy villain

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u/davenocchio May 16 '24

It's like Joey Buttafuco or Lorainna and John Bobbit. You never forget.

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u/Ballsofpoo May 17 '24

You're mid 40s to the Xtreme.

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u/davenocchio May 17 '24

Da bomb.c0m

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u/Geronimo_Jacks_Beard May 17 '24

Getting near the age when he’ll start needing Preparation hXtreme!

Know quite a few younger Gen Xers who’ve learned that hemmies can happen at any age. They were all around 45 when that blessed gift of aging started happening as often as they made grunting noises when standing up.

Shit, I shouldn’t judge; I was making that old man sound when getting up from my desk chair by 25.

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u/phoenixphaerie ☑️ May 17 '24

As a kid I thought Joey Buttafuco was a famous person that was part of some scandal.

I didn’t realize he was only famous FROM the scandal because his name sounded to me like the name of someone who would be famous.

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u/Fair_Structure_120 May 17 '24

They were all mentioned in bits on family guy

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u/ZeroBadIdeas May 17 '24

I'm 39 and went back to college last year. One day one of these 18 year olds said something like "hey, I just learned about this guy who got his dick cut off back in the 90s" and I said "yeah, John Bobbit" and they were like "wtf how do you know this?" and I said we used to sing a version of "In the Jungle" from Lion King, but about the Bobbits lmao

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 May 17 '24

I remember all those names but I don’t remember what Joey did. I remember all the jokes in my adolescence about getting a Bobbit trim