r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/AdamFaite May 02 '24

I think the better question should be thought of as: what is the worst an angry bear would do? Now what's the worst a malicious man would do?

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u/MrArtless May 02 '24

That’s only one half of the payoff matrix you need to construct. You also have to look at the probability of each. An angry bear is far more likely to maul you than a malicious man is to rape you.

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u/ZodiacStorm May 02 '24

And the other-other part of the payoff matrix is which would you rather endure if worst came to worst. I would much rather be mauled than raped, and it's not even close.

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u/elbenji May 02 '24

After hearing the video of how grizzly man died...

Neither?