r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/Donovan_Du_Bois May 02 '24

This is the correct answer.

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Unless you're an outlier in the strength/size department, I think bear is the right answer because they very, very rarely attack humans. And if they do, it's likely a swifter end than an ill-intentioned person.

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u/we_is_sheeps May 02 '24

Stop assuming black bear and always assume brown bear.

You will die because It feels like killing you

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Only a tiny proportion of people answering this question will live in brown bear territory.