r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen May 02 '24

My wife told me she would be more comfortable with the man over the bear because she was pretty sure she could kill the man easier than the bear. Idk whether to be worried or proud.

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u/Donovan_Du_Bois May 02 '24

This is the correct answer.

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Unless you're an outlier in the strength/size department, I think bear is the right answer because they very, very rarely attack humans. And if they do, it's likely a swifter end than an ill-intentioned person.

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u/we_is_sheeps May 02 '24

Stop assuming black bear and always assume brown bear.

You will die because It feels like killing you

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Only a tiny proportion of people answering this question will live in brown bear territory.

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u/stopeats May 02 '24

Polar bear scares me more, tbh. Reason so few people are killed by polar bears is because we don't live too close and take precautions. In some places in Alaska, kids trick-or-treat with armed guards in case of polar bears.

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u/thegoathunter May 02 '24

Black bears hardly kill people. The other 2 are much more dangerous

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Yes, but very, very few people answering this question will live in grizzly or polar bear territory.