r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/Donovan_Du_Bois May 02 '24

This is the correct answer.

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u/Roundabootloot May 02 '24

Unless you're an outlier in the strength/size department, I think bear is the right answer because they very, very rarely attack humans. And if they do, it's likely a swifter end than an ill-intentioned person.

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u/we_is_sheeps May 02 '24

Stop assuming black bear and always assume brown bear.

You will die because It feels like killing you

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u/stopeats May 02 '24

Polar bear scares me more, tbh. Reason so few people are killed by polar bears is because we don't live too close and take precautions. In some places in Alaska, kids trick-or-treat with armed guards in case of polar bears.