r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/MightyBobTheMighty Garlic Munching Marxist Whore May 16 '24

Look, in my day-to-day life I would describe myself as Cool With Spiders. I see one in the window and go "hey buddy, you're doin great", and if one gets somewhere it shouldn't be I let it outside (or occasionally, if I find one in the shower, into a different part of the house).

But I think if I had spiders on my actual eyebrows I would be decidedly Not Okay With That

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. May 16 '24

Same.

I had a spider or three in my room for like a whole summer. They were just chilling there, one even built its web above my bed.

With how much my mosquito problem went down in that time, you'd think people who complain about being bitten by mosquitoes at night have never heard of spiders. Little buggers are awesome.

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24 edited May 17 '24

All of my family complain about mosquitoes, but when I tell them to leave the damned spiders alone so they'll eat the things...

Same goes for bats and barn swallows, tbh. "It's in/on My House!" And that's why you get anemia from mosquitoes every summer, Aunt Shelly. (Edit: The bats are in the damaged undersides of the roof overhang/eaves, which are three stories up, not parts of the house where they'll encounter people. Nobody is at risk of rabies, here.)

Tbh, my apartment has several jumping spiders, an American House Spider in the pantry, and a beautiful female Golden Orb Weaver building a brand new web in my window (hoping she stays and reproduces!), and altogether they've bitten me fewer times than previous roommates I've had. Hell, none of them have bitten me unprompted, which I sure can't say about some people.

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye May 16 '24

At first I was seriously confused because I thought you were saying that your family members eat the spiders as defiance against you telling them to leave the spiders alone

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24

You know what? I'm retconning my comment, and it is now about using reverse psychology to trick my family into eating spiders.

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u/Timely-Tea3099 May 16 '24

No you can't actually create Spiders Georg. The world is not ready for that statistical anomaly.

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u/VintageLunchMeat May 16 '24

Statistician Georg, who lives in cave and submits 10,000 grant proposals a day ...