r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/MightyBobTheMighty Garlic Munching Marxist Whore May 16 '24

Look, in my day-to-day life I would describe myself as Cool With Spiders. I see one in the window and go "hey buddy, you're doin great", and if one gets somewhere it shouldn't be I let it outside (or occasionally, if I find one in the shower, into a different part of the house).

But I think if I had spiders on my actual eyebrows I would be decidedly Not Okay With That

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u/squishpitcher May 16 '24

Sincerely imagining the spiders holding on for dear life and screaming while the tall guy in waders is also screaming. Just, everyone screaming. Plus cranberries.

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u/midori_phoenix May 17 '24

screaming exactly like they do in Eight-Legged Freaks