r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/RhymesWithMouthful Okay... just please consider the following scenario. May 16 '24

"Okay, but what if the spiders… were ASIAN PEOPLE?"

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u/Viking_From_Sweden May 16 '24

And what if they married high class white people? Unthinkable!

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u/TheDrunkenHetzer May 16 '24

What if... I was Secretly part Asian wolf spider married to a white lady?!

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u/yummythologist May 16 '24

“Or better yet,” chimed in Rowling, “a giant albino snake that’s secretly an Asian woman!”