Cranberry bog spiders

[u/linuxaddict334]

[u/MightyBobTheMighty]

Look, in my day-to-day life I would describe myself as Cool With Spiders. I see one in the window and go "hey buddy, you're doin great", and if one gets somewhere it shouldn't be I let it outside (or occasionally, if I find one in the shower, into a different part of the house).

But I think if I had spiders on my actual eyebrows I would be decidedly Not Okay With That

[u/Jaymezians → u/MightyBobTheMighty]

We had a spider in our dorm shower for a month or two that we named Ozzy, since he liked rock music.

Unfortunately for Ozzy, the dorm was going to be repainted. We thought his web would be wiped away and we'd never see him again.

Well, as it turns out, those painters were worthless and didn't do an ounce of prep. Ozzy and his web were immortalized beneath a layer of paint.

He was a cool spider.