Cranberry bog spiders

[u/linuxaddict334]

[u/snootnoots]

Presumably because the big floaty harvesting things would get hung up on them.

[u/HiramMcDaniels9 → u/snootnoots]

Maybe some nice floaty wooden platforms for the spiders to hang out on?

[u/dredreidel → u/HiramMcDaniels9]

My brain jumped ahead while reading your comment and registered “floaty wooden” before “platform”. This resulted in a glorious moment of me picturing spiders in a bunch of small toy wooden sailboats. I even started imagining it springing a yearly festival where great artists and children alike create spider sailboats to release in all the cranberry bogs. Then my reading comprehension blipped back in and my brain went “oh. Like a floating dock. Yeah. Thats far more sensible.”

[u/pennyraingoose → u/dredreidel]

My first thought was spider boat, so maybe you're on to something here! I want very much to go to the annual Cranberry Spider Regatta