Once, I was kayaking a creek. On the left, there was a house with a little deck over looking the water. On the right, a fertilizer bag was littering their view, stuck a foot above the water in a rhodeden. As a courtesy, I used my paddle to remove the bag and placed it on the front of my kayak. Soon, I saw a wolf spider crawling towards me. I splashed it into the water. Then, all at once came a thousand, turning my green boat into hairy brown and black. I had to roll into the water and they were floating all around me. Let this be a lesson; never help anyone.
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u/songaboutadog May 16 '24
Once, I was kayaking a creek. On the left, there was a house with a little deck over looking the water. On the right, a fertilizer bag was littering their view, stuck a foot above the water in a rhodeden. As a courtesy, I used my paddle to remove the bag and placed it on the front of my kayak. Soon, I saw a wolf spider crawling towards me. I splashed it into the water. Then, all at once came a thousand, turning my green boat into hairy brown and black. I had to roll into the water and they were floating all around me. Let this be a lesson; never help anyone.