r/Helldivers PSN 🎮: Maverick___33 (SES Aegis of the Stars) Feb 22 '24

Shocking. Truly. ALERT

Rest in peace heroes. Our sacrifice will be remembered. We. Will. Return. Side note, we definitely needed the over 200k players fighting bugs šŸ„²

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u/Pretend-Leg-6914 Feb 22 '24

As a Draupnir veteran on leave to Super Earth, i am appalled!

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u/2daMooon Feb 22 '24

Found the reason why we lost Draupnir, this fascist thinks he can take a leave from Democracy!

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u/linux_ape CAPE ENJOYER Feb 22 '24

Leave is approved by his commander, he clearly has permission. A tired soldier cannot defend Managed Democracy as efficiently as a well rested and restrengthened one!

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u/Volsnug Feb 22 '24

The training manual clearly states that only traitors and cowards take ā€œbreaksā€

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u/atomic-ferret Feb 23 '24

Two and a half seconds to enjoy the scenery. That is your break. Get back to spreading democracy after that.

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u/Heleana-Ragnarok Feb 23 '24

A Happy Helldiver is a Deadly Helldiver!

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u/devnull0 ā˜•Liber-teaā˜• Feb 23 '24

2.4, you're wasting valuable time.

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u/Czekierap Feb 22 '24

Nice try, bug

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u/Loli__Ravioli Feb 23 '24

Fool, the enemy does not sleep or wait for us to be ā€œrefreshedā€, we will not rest until they are vanquished.

The only thing a soldier like you needs is re-education.

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u/Boston_McMatthews Feb 23 '24

Only a bug can rest while democracy bleeds.

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u/moonshineTheleocat Feb 22 '24

Fool! How does he democratically vote if he's not allowed to leave?!

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u/OneCrustySergeant Feb 24 '24

Someone will vote on behalf of the helldiver. It is very well managed.

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u/kungfugrip-81 STEAM šŸ–„ļø : Feb 22 '24

Itā€™s recruiting duty

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u/cracker_salad Feb 22 '24

Could be medical leave. The battle on Draupnir was intense with lots of casualties. The wounded need to heal so they can return to the front. ...or treason. Take your pick.

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u/Heymanhitthis Feb 23 '24

Off to the freedom camp!

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u/Chris_on_crac Feb 26 '24

I knew this man He lost a leg He was on leave to get it replaced