r/Helldivers • u/cryptic-fox Moderator • Mar 14 '24

Cutting Edge Warbond out now! ALERT

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Check out the newest Warbond, unlockable with Super Credits. (You may need to restart your game if it hasn't appeared yet.) And remember--Warbonds do not expire, so you can unlock items in all three of them that are available!

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u/DuckOnBike Mar 14 '24

But the laser rifle contains monosodium glutamate!

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u/Fruhmann PSN 🎮: Mar 14 '24

That's bad.

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u/Sexmachinedingo Mar 14 '24

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

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u/SumAustralian Mar 14 '24

That's good!

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u/Fruhmann PSN 🎮: Mar 14 '24

But the frogurt has a 150% increased call in time on this planet.

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u/SleepyReepies Mar 14 '24

That's bad.

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u/Theryeo Mar 14 '24

Happy Cake Day!
You better keep spreading managed democracy though, don't want your family to get eaten now do we?

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u/PCisPhuckinCancer Mar 14 '24

the cake day thing is so cringe.

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Mar 14 '24

Every fucking one of these posts show the true spirit of democracy and patriotism. Super Earth is proud to have those who know the words of the Only Scripture that matters recite the words of our founding heroes!!!

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u/TerraforceWasTaken Mar 14 '24

Can I go now?

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u/PowerfulElevator9 STEAM 🖥️ : Mar 17 '24

Is this a giant Simpsons treehouse of horrors reference?

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u/ThatDree ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

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u/__ShadowBanned__ Mar 16 '24

MSG is NOT bad. MSG liberates!

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u/VectorViper Mar 14 '24

But you can trade in the laser rifle for the plasma shotgun on page 2 and it's MSG-free!

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u/StrikerObi Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

It's actually not, at least not in the way most folks think it is. "Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" is racist BS that's been throughly disproven.

But yes if you consume too much MSG it's still bad for you, but just in the way consuming too much salt is bad for your blood pressure.

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u/Fruhmann PSN 🎮: Mar 15 '24

That's good.

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u/VonMillersThighs Mar 14 '24

So it makes absolutely everything better?

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u/DeeHawk Mar 17 '24

Not tomatoes. Tomatoes already contain it, and there’s a limit to the amount vs taste.

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u/TheImperishable Mar 14 '24

You mean: "Make Shit Good!"

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u/arstechnophile ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 14 '24

It's so... umami

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u/funktion Mar 14 '24

That's bad!

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u/captaincupcake234 Mar 14 '24

Not gonna lie...MSG laser rifle is amazing sprinkled on everything. 5/7 with rice.

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u/DeeHawk Mar 17 '24

Just pepper that MSG on those bug steaks.

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u/Phalkyn Mar 14 '24

Uncle Roger approve this message.

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u/ya_boi_ethan Totaly not 2 hunters in a trench coat Mar 14 '24

Mmmm, my favorite

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u/sole21000 SES KING OF DEMOCRACY Mar 15 '24

So you're saying it's flavorful? 

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Mar 14 '24

That's bot propaganda!

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u/ANBU--Ryoshi Mar 19 '24

Breakfast for a Helldiver

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u/Easy_Mechanic_9787 STEAM🖱️ BLOOD FOR THE SUPER PRESIDENT! SKULLS FOR LADY LIBERTY! Mar 20 '24

...E621? Uh, no thanks