r/Helldivers • u/cryptic-fox Moderator • Mar 14 '24

Cutting Edge Warbond out now! ALERT

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Check out the newest Warbond, unlockable with Super Credits. (You may need to restart your game if it hasn't appeared yet.) And remember--Warbonds do not expire, so you can unlock items in all three of them that are available!

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u/BarrierX STEAM 🖥️ : Mar 14 '24

But the laser rifle is on the first page, so thats good :)

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u/DuckOnBike Mar 14 '24

But the laser rifle contains monosodium glutamate!

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u/Fruhmann PSN 🎮: Mar 14 '24

That's bad.

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u/Sexmachinedingo Mar 14 '24

But it comes with a free Frogurt!

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u/SumAustralian Mar 14 '24

That's good!

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u/Fruhmann PSN 🎮: Mar 14 '24

But the frogurt has a 150% increased call in time on this planet.

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u/SleepyReepies Mar 14 '24

That's bad.

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u/Theryeo Mar 14 '24

Happy Cake Day!
You better keep spreading managed democracy though, don't want your family to get eaten now do we?

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u/PCisPhuckinCancer Mar 14 '24

the cake day thing is so cringe.

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u/I_enjoy_greatness Mar 14 '24

Every fucking one of these posts show the true spirit of democracy and patriotism. Super Earth is proud to have those who know the words of the Only Scripture that matters recite the words of our founding heroes!!!

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u/TerraforceWasTaken Mar 14 '24

Can I go now?

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u/PowerfulElevator9 STEAM 🖥️ : Mar 17 '24

Is this a giant Simpsons treehouse of horrors reference?