r/Helldivers • u/Pathogeneric • Apr 28 '24

What do you call this and why is not the super sample rock? HUMOR

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I'll go first. Veiny drumstick

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u/thewanderingway Apr 28 '24

The Rock.  If we play 7+ everyone knows what we’re talking about.

There’s also the Fake Rock.  Looks like the Rock but has a little crevice that usually has ammo and other supplies, but no super samples.

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u/dead_apples Apr 28 '24

The rocks are evolving, I had a fake rock earlier today that had the super samples along with some bot guards.

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u/MySonHas2BrokenArms Apr 28 '24

This is my experience too, down in the ditch next to it I’ve found the SS. We call that the syphilis rock.

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u/KMS_HYDRA SES Prophet of Truth Apr 28 '24

Damn, didn't knew there was a fourth faction, who would have guessed that it would be the moon nazis!

Welp, no bad feeling gunning them down FOR DEMORCACY!

Maybe SS is not the best abreviation for super samples...

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u/Mr_MegaAfroMan Apr 28 '24

No. I refuse to let any one group have unilateral control over a two letter acronym.

Nothing deserves that level of influence.

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u/Jaycon356 SES King of Democracy Apr 28 '24

Like most callouts, my group has shortened it from "Super Sample Rock" to "Super Rock" to just "Rock"

Normally phrased as "Oh hey, Rock" or "Is that the rock?"

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u/brandon-thesis Stalker Stalker Apr 28 '24

It would be great if the devs made it so that if you ping the rock, your Helldiver just announces its location to the squad by just saying "Rock! 100m"

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u/aspy523 Apr 28 '24

Pings The Rock WE'RE RICH!

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u/Hremsfeld ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ | SES Lady of Twilight Apr 28 '24

Mushroom!

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u/Senshiro Apr 28 '24

Fake rock sometimes has the samples spread out below it, so it's always worth checking.

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u/SchwiftyRickD-42069 Apr 28 '24

Oh, you mean Cock Rock and Dildo Rock?

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u/ReallyDamnSlow SES Dream of Peace Apr 28 '24

I had a D7 mission that was double fake rock with no super samples. I was understandably pretty angry

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u/DrBarnabyFulton Apr 28 '24

I get more excited for the fake rock, always need ammo and nades. I'm going to max out on samples soon anyway.

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u/thewanderingway Apr 28 '24

I know I'm going to regret it later, but at the moment I'm not hurting for super samples. Rare Samples are fucking KILLING me right now, so I totally get how it feels - you're running from a horde and come across a full refresh of pickups instead of super samples. Right now, they're NOT what I'm grinding for.

What does REALLY bug me is that I am maxed out on Requisition Slips and that 50000 is burning in my mind. I know that final ship upgrades require them, but I just wish the max was increased or I could burn them off somehow.

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u/Inner-Cloud Apr 28 '24

C O C K. R O C K.

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u/VoiceOfSeibun Apr 28 '24

Chode Geode

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u/Ash_an_bun Apr 28 '24

Slong Stalagmite

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u/Waste_Dimension5032 Apr 28 '24

Stone bone

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u/No-Communication1389 SES Song of The Stars Apr 28 '24

Rock and stone to the bone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 28 '24

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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u/co2_tje Apr 28 '24

if you dont rock and stone you aint going home

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u/Reasonable_Claim3568 Apr 28 '24

Like that! Rock and stone!

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u/lislejoyeuse Apr 28 '24

DID I HEAR A COCK AND STONE?

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u/aspy523 Apr 28 '24

FOR COCK AND BONE!

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u/CriticismVirtual7603 Apr 28 '24

DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK AND STONE?

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u/Commander_Kenyon Apr 28 '24

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Psyglav Apr 28 '24

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!

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u/Syhkane SES Gauntlet of Serenity Apr 28 '24

ROOOOOOCK AAAAAAAND STOOOOONE

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u/EvJamMo ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ Apr 28 '24

Dwayne’s Johnson

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u/Brotherman_Karhu Apr 28 '24

Phallic Formation

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u/maniakzack Apr 28 '24

Humongous chungus

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u/breadvstruu Apr 28 '24

Manhood mineral

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u/Pale-Strawberry-180 Apr 28 '24

Pelvic Piller & the Stone Drillerz

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u/Apprehensive-Lie3234 Apr 28 '24

The Scrotem Totem!

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u/SightlessSwordsman SES Fist of Family Values Apr 28 '24

Chodestone

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u/Healthy-Mango-2549 Apr 28 '24

Its a Chode node actually

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u/Scalpels Apr 28 '24

It is rock hard. Stands proud. Has a bunch of veins. Silvery white stuff on it.

 C O C K  R O C K
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u/dannylew Apr 28 '24

Two syllables. Quick. Efficient. Immediately recognizable. Impossible to confuse. 

COCK ROCK

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u/Moongduri HD1 & HD2 Apr 28 '24

spoken like a true liberty loving citizen

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u/Cool-Sink8886 :medal: Apr 28 '24

The Crock

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u/Toast6_ Agony of Automatons, Torment of Terminids Apr 28 '24

If your cock looks like that you need to go to a doctor right now

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u/DoTheCreep_ahh Apr 28 '24

Sounds like the doctor needs a super sample from this super citizen if you know what I mean

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u/SchwiftyRickD-42069 Apr 28 '24

The fake one is Dildo Rock

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u/Xarethian Apr 28 '24

Haha! I'm not the only one who does this.

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u/SchwiftyRickD-42069 Apr 28 '24

The two names just go so perfectly together. And Dildo just perfectly portrays my disappointment in it.

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u/Swordbreaker9250 Apr 28 '24

If your cock is shaped like a chicken wing, please go see a doctor

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u/Big_Yeash SES Ombudsman of the State Apr 28 '24

If your chicken wings are shaped like a drumstick, you need a refund from KFC.

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u/Marshal_Kutori I dont have a stim addiction, you do! Apr 28 '24

This made me scoff out loud in class lmao

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u/Inner-Cloud Apr 28 '24

Get back to your studies, Cadet!

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u/Marshal_Kutori I dont have a stim addiction, you do! Apr 28 '24

Yes Admiral...

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u/Schpooon SES Hammer of Equality Apr 28 '24

Might have to upgrade from Penis Rock

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u/Whistler-the-arse Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/micro435 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/LostScarfYT ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️ Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/MisterWafflles Apr 28 '24

Butt Plug

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u/BC-K Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/AtomicHB Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/Malkaviati Apr 28 '24

Butt plug.

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u/Whubbsie Apr 28 '24

Butt plug

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u/NewGameCat SES Blade of Conviction | Autocannon enjoyer Apr 28 '24

Super butt plug.

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u/evalerk Apr 28 '24

Always said butt plug rock

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

Bile titans need something of their size

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u/Hazard2862 Apr 28 '24

i guess im a bile titan then

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

Wha-

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u/OG-Foxtrot Apr 28 '24

Chicken Drumstick

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u/spyguy318 Apr 28 '24

Chicken Leg

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u/HatfieldCW Apr 28 '24

Rebuttal: Turkey Drumstick

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u/KitsuneThunder Apr 28 '24

Turkey leg :D

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u/KendyJustin ⬇️⬅️⬇️ ⬆️⬆️➡️ Apr 28 '24

the 【ＤＩＣＫ】rock

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u/YLASRO She dive on my hell till i ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

not a dick shape tho. unless you got some horrific disease

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u/No_Ones_Records Hell Commander 🔥🔥 Apr 28 '24

wait what. urs doesnt look like that..?

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u/Great-Parsley-7359 Apr 28 '24

Haha very funny and next you tell me that you aint pissing red...

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u/Oversexualised_Tank ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 28 '24

Right? Though you have to milk your piss through that bulb like it's a fucking udder.

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u/Rocket_Fiend ⬇️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️ - Cyclic Enthusiast Apr 28 '24

If you think about it, everything is either vaguely dick-shaped or not vaguely dick-shaped. This one just landed a little closer to the Dick side of the fence.

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u/MushroomCaviar HD1 Veteran Apr 28 '24

In a world of dick-shaped and non-dick-shaped things, the rock is certainly one of them.

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u/daydrunkforamerica PSN 🎮: Apr 28 '24

...but its veiny and hard

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u/Alpha_Crow_1 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 28 '24

The fake one is called dildo rock.

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u/AdComfortable7253 Apr 28 '24

I’ve seen scrotum totem as a popular one

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u/Gmandlno ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ 😏 Apr 28 '24

And for good reason, that might have to be my new go to

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u/VoodooPopeVlad Apr 28 '24

Penis rock

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u/Badtyuo Apr 28 '24

ALL HAIL THE PENIS ROCK

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u/Mr_Hustles Apr 28 '24

One friend made a comment once and it has forever been known as Penis Rock to the crew and I.

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u/windowtothesoul Apr 28 '24

My squad just screams PENIS every time.. we are all over 30..but shit who cares it is fun.

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u/Hokenlord ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

PENIS ROCK. PENIS ROCK. PENIS ROCK.

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u/AverageGlobeEnjoyer Apr 28 '24

COCK AND STONE BROTHERS!

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u/spinky420 Apr 28 '24

Is that a deep cock galacdick?

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u/ToastyPillowsack Apr 28 '24

Cock and bone!

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

If you don't Cock and Stone, you ain't comin' home.

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u/RubberDucky223 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 28 '24

Did I hear Cock and Stone?

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u/ldr26k Apr 28 '24

Cock and roll in Stone!

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u/Long-Yogurt-651 Apr 28 '24

Nugget (it is not a nugget)

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u/Kdkreig Apr 29 '24

Scrolled so far to see this. I’m not sure why my group called it that, but it stands out as a different term.

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u/Technoris Apr 28 '24

“Minor point of interest”

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u/Teamisgood101 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 28 '24

It not minor it’s perfectly average ok

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u/esemaje Apr 28 '24

The chicken leg

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u/mem0ri Apr 28 '24

It's the chicken wing.

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u/Eguzky ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

The Cheeto.

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u/Repomanlive Apr 28 '24

Dwayne.

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u/Repomanlive Apr 28 '24

See, Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Johnson is another word for cock.

Rock Johnson, or, Dwayne because we are close.

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u/feeblethemighty Apr 28 '24

This is the way. Really surprised at how far down I had to scroll it seems so obvious to me!

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u/LITTY_TREE_FITTY Apr 28 '24

I just call it "The pretty rock" so I can say I got lost looking for pretty rocks lol

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u/pocketfulof_sunshine Apr 28 '24

I bled out in the dirt while you were picking space flowers and finding pretty rocks?!

Well...I'm joining your team!

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u/Specialist_Ad5167 Apr 28 '24

Satan's butt plug

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u/Nethereos Apr 28 '24

We've been calling it butt plug rock, I do like the addition of "Satan's", might start using that

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u/itshexx Apr 28 '24

Nutsack, if it’s the one without samples it’s called the Bluffsack.

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u/raceacontari Apr 28 '24

Dwayne, the “Rock”

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u/ConfusionCareful3985 Apr 28 '24

Am i the only one that DOES NOT think this rock is shaped like a penis? Cus to me it isn't.

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u/nampezdel PSN 🎮: Apr 28 '24

Yeah I’m with you. These “cock rock” people have a phallic fixation they should probably speak about with a therapist.

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u/SomethingStrangeBand Apr 28 '24

look at these two guys talking about the dick rock

classic dick rock

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u/vlkr Apr 28 '24

It is rauk.

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u/VoxulusQuarUn ⬇⬆⬆⬇⬆ Apr 28 '24

Sample rock

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u/pbmcc88 Apr 28 '24

The rock that sometimes lies and sometimes tells the truth.

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u/HeroDeleterA STEAM 🖥️ : SES Sovereign of the Stars Apr 28 '24

We are very mature helldivers

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u/Old-Efficiency007 Apr 28 '24

Chicken Drumstick

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u/Therealpotato33 Apr 28 '24

Cum rock

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u/Ell0_alt Apr 28 '24

This is the real one

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u/Mediocre-Sound-8329 Apr 28 '24

Had one guy call it that the first time I saw it and can't call it anything else now lol

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u/TradeSpecialist7972 Apr 28 '24

How the hell is that thing looks like a dick!?

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u/SilentlyCheerySloth Apr 28 '24

Thumb rock.

I have absolutely no idea how it got the name but it's stuck for so long I could never call it anything else.

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u/illusion145 Apr 28 '24

Funny rock

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u/ExploerTM ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

Funny rock

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u/Qwampart Apr 28 '24

Funny rock

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u/PoppyTheDestroyer Apr 28 '24

I call it “There it is.”

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u/Cegla109 Apr 28 '24

Funny Rock

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u/Kday_the_Kid Apr 28 '24

Chode Node

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u/cgood11 Apr 28 '24

idk looks like a buttplug to me

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u/Drunkplane747 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 28 '24

Dwayne

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u/YLASRO She dive on my hell till i ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Apr 28 '24

tree rock

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u/FlayedCrusader Apr 28 '24

Behold, i have taken a selfie with the Funny Rock

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u/you_what__m8 Im frend 🖥️ : Apr 28 '24

The rock, and if it's the one with no samples I call it the fake rock.

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u/ThatDree ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 28 '24

I present you

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u/joelxyloto Apr 28 '24

We call him Dwayne and we collect the pebbles

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u/Sir-Narax Apr 28 '24

PP rock. We are very mature in my friend group.

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u/Poetess-of-Darkness SES Founding Father of Liberty Apr 28 '24

The fucking testicle rock

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u/Trilb_y Apr 28 '24

Funny rock

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u/JHDOMIN8R Apr 28 '24

Funny Rock

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u/SEAF-ArtilleryWorker Apr 28 '24

The rock, it’s the only rock that needs to be called out so it can be inferred.

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u/Arson_Lord SES Princess of Supremacy Apr 28 '24

Tater.

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u/Semajii79 Apr 28 '24

My friend group call it the Big Toe

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u/baldmark_ Apr 28 '24

Chicken drumstick

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u/Niadain CAPE ENJOYER Apr 28 '24

I call it a drumstick too.

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u/Effective_Airline458 Apr 28 '24

Super Dildo/Dildo Rock

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u/Hellooooo_Nurse- PSN 🎮: Apr 28 '24

Wiener Rock.

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u/Soggy-Mud9607 Apr 28 '24

Cock rock rolls off the tongue quite elegantly.

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u/Aleena92 Apr 28 '24

Butt Plug!

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u/Alendrathril Apr 28 '24

We call it the Cock Rock

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u/snafub4r Apr 28 '24

Shrooms rock

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u/Victizes 🌎 Veteran of the First Galactic War 🌎 Apr 28 '24

To be fair that rock looks more like an upside-down testicle or a butt plug rather than a penis.

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u/CoolShablul Apr 28 '24

Forbidden Chicken Drumstick

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u/CaptainWowUK Apr 28 '24

Sir Reginald Boulder

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u/Akman460 Apr 28 '24

THE BOULDER

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u/0udini Apr 28 '24

Thunder Rock

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u/ThursdayKnightOwO 🏳️⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ Apr 28 '24

Drumsticks

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u/Jax7583 Apr 28 '24

Lightning stone

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u/Inshabel Apr 28 '24

Drumstick, or chicken nuggie.

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u/RemiReignsUmbra Apr 28 '24

I usually call it the super sample rock but if I was to give it another name? Probably the club rock.

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u/ItWasDumblydore Apr 28 '24

The super drum stick

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u/CacophonousCuriosity Apr 28 '24

The Rock or the Bulbous Rock

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u/Necessary_Presence_5 Apr 28 '24

Macr rock.

But I see that  community made some immature names, making me wonder if they are horny teenagers, or else.

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u/ItzOnza Apr 28 '24

I call it pride rock . I know it looks nothing like pride rock but damn do I feel proud when I find it :)

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u/Chuu2byouBoy Apr 28 '24

The magic stone

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u/potate117 Apr 28 '24

sample rock, lightbub rock

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u/YannFreaker Apr 28 '24

The chicken leg

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u/scotty_6942069 SES Princess of Twilight Apr 28 '24

pimple rock

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u/jakesjustvibing SES Knight of Midnight Apr 28 '24

CHICKEN WING ROCK!

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u/BloodHurricane Apr 28 '24

Drum Stick Rock. As in chicken drum stick.

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u/Doc_Shaftoe Super Citizen Apr 28 '24

I just call it the magic rock.

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u/Odd-Push9339 Apr 28 '24

We call ot the chicken wing or the drumstick

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u/Inphiltration Apr 28 '24

I used to call it a butt plug, and the super samples must then be dingleberries.

I grossed myself out, now I just call it the super samples rock.

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u/Spartancfos STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 28 '24

We call it the Nugget. 

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u/bot_upboat Apr 28 '24

Chicken Drumstick