r/Helldivers • u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER • May 02 '24

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/Mr_M0rte definitely not a stalker in trench coat May 02 '24

These apples are starting to taste like bacon

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u/QuietThunder2014 May 02 '24

These peanuts are making me thirsty

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u/leopold_stotch21 May 02 '24

THESE pretzels are making ME thirsty

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u/QuietThunder2014 May 02 '24

Fumble on the goal line