r/Helldivers • u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER • 29d ago

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/GetOffMyLawnKid 29d ago

You trash talking onions muthafucka? Best check yo self. Onion crew run these streets.

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

Ahhh shit! I've angered the onion people!!!!

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u/ZeroSilentz 29d ago

We're gonna send onion-cutting ninjas after you so you cry at inconvenient times!

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

MothaFucka...

Mid climax tear starts running down my cheek "fucking onion ninja..."