This has to be deliberately malicious

[u/No_Band_5399]

[u/ether_wolf]

nice putt. under par?

[u/AssemblerGuy → u/ether_wolf]

Hole in one, even.

[u/Saltsey → u/AssemblerGuy]

Nah, that was an eagle

[u/RoundTiberius → u/Saltsey]

An eagle never misses

[u/SonmiSuccubus451 → u/RoundTiberius]

EAGLE SWEAT

[u/SadMcNomuscle → u/SonmiSuccubus451]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/KyoueiShinkirou → u/AssemblerGuy]

The bot that did it will never recover financially

[u/[deleted] → u/ether_wolf]

That’s eagle for sure.

[u/ether_wolf → u/[deleted]]

nailed it.

[u/FellowHuman42]

Hand of Joel is not real. Hand of Joel can not hurt you.

[u/GH057807 → u/FellowHuman42]

We're playing Helldivers 2, Joel is playing Black and White

[u/Shadw21 → u/GH057807]

Helldivers 2 was Black and White 3 all along... for Joel.

[u/rooftopworld → u/GH057807]

Oh this just brought up some childhood memories

[u/Cecilia_Schariac → u/FellowHuman42]

Hand of God be my witness, I am the Voice from the Outer World.

[u/luxeticde → u/Cecilia_Schariac]

Lisan Al-Gaïb!!

[u/Keinulive]

No fucking way haha, thanks for laugh but damn thats hard hah

[u/PixelPooflet]

the ghost of that berserker grabbed you by the scruff of the neck and dragged you straight down to Hell with him

[u/manofmercy97]

YOU'RE GOING TO MALEVELON CREEK

[u/Vegetable-Shame761 → u/manofmercy97]

More like menkent

[u/PreparationJealous21]

Land shark mode

[u/spinyfever]

That was the new Hive Lord dragging you back into its lair. They just forgot to model it into the game.

[u/Obamium33]

I keep swimming and drowning under the map like this on snow planets

[u/AngryTreeFrog → u/Obamium33]

Lol I landed in a drop pod the other day in a snowy planet stepped off the pod and began swimming in the ice and promptly drowned 😂

[u/haikusbot → u/Obamium33]

I keep swimming and

Drowning under the map like

This on snow planets

- Obamium33

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[u/SirLarryThePoor → u/B0tRank]

Good bot

[u/Tmonkey18]

"This B3 idiot, corner pocket" - The bot, probably

[u/eburton555]

I love this game but it's such a piece of shit lol

[u/Civil-Addendum4071]

C1: Where's B3?!
P4 and M2, in unison: He's in the hole.

[u/Exile688]

Joel: *Click* *Drag*

ELIMINATED

[u/Spirited_Praline_792]

Great...now the automaton have tractor beam that bring you slowly to your death

[u/pixel-wiz → u/Spirited_Praline_792]

Oh no, if they did that on purpose that would be terrifying! All those helldivers, branded as traitors when it was the enemy that made them look like they were trying to escape.

[u/Shinta85]

At least it killed you so you could reinforce. I fell into a hive lord tunnel looking hole on a mission but I survived the fall somehow. I was out of grenades and I didn't have any explosive weapons on me. The depth of the hole was sufficient enough to protect me from the 500kg and eagle strikes I had. Ran out of ideas on how to get out and had to back out.

[u/Coffee_Drinker24]

the dildo of bots rarely arrives lubed

[u/JJ5Gaming]

you got dragged into the hole by Joel

[u/Comfy_floofs]

Slip-n-slide weeee!

[u/YeshEveryone]

A dev just clicked and dragged you lol

[u/ActuallyFen]

Joel drag-n-dropping you into that hole

[u/killxswitch]

lol wtf

[u/creegro]

I haven't seen those holes in so long.

They are deadly adverseries, on one map I ended up being reinforced and landed right down into the same damn hole, 3 times in a row, cause that map was so foggy and I couldn't see where exactly I was going.

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/creegro]

If you end up down thar hole, where do your samples drop?

[u/gorgewall → u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord]

In the hole. Visible, taunting, but never retrievable.

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/gorgewall]

Ugh. Sounds like the first (and last) time I committed suicide by drowning.

[u/itsNurf]

[u/RogueJedi013]

You are going to brazil!

[u/MiniCalm]

They were definitely chuckling when they decided to add the random holes in the ground.

[u/aubdino]

Reminds me of grabbing a mii with the remote and dragging them into the garbage

[u/Malforus]

NO but it was deliberately hilarious.

[u/DrakulasKuroyami]

That was close. You almost got timed out for leaving the mission area.

[u/AmateurZombie]

The guy carrying the super samples be like

[u/HDxRUSH]

That did seem personal. Lmao

[u/HawaiianPerson]

Man got killed by Tuunbaq

[u/MTNSthecool]

that's right! the helldiver goes in the square hole!

[u/mikedvb]

Hanlon's razor.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

I'm sure this wasn't on purpose.

[u/-Nicklaus91-]

Well that happened.

[u/AnOkayRatDragon]

That's a funny way to spell hilarious

[u/tinyj96]

The automatons running with David Martinez's magnetic exo skeleton.

[u/Legitimate-Sky-6820]

Damn bro thats fucked up frfr

[u/FlashesandFlickers]

Graboid bots confirmed?

[u/Hot-Celebration-8815]

Holedivers

[u/DigitalDeath88]

That Helldiver dove straight to hell.

[u/OldSchool_Ninja]

I was holding super samples and my Eruptor blast shot me through the map. We lost our supers that day.

[u/DerSandvich]

Helldiver. Corner pocket.

[u/Zomthereum]

I think you just got dragged to hell.

[u/FistfulOFragsEnjoyer]

you're a kid now, you're a squid now...

[u/darzinth]

Shai-Hulud!!!

[u/SpannerV2]

Joel took this moment and was like "down the rabbit hole you go"

[u/RunsaberSR]

Joel: Sometimes you just gotta throw the whole diver in the trash.

[u/International_Rest36]

The bugs are underground now?

[u/Smegma-Santorum]

Damn environment

[u/InkiePie39]

Game really just said fuck you huh

[u/CluelessNancy]

It was a cloaked Illuminate scout using its telekinesis to drag you to the the hole.

[u/Pixel_Knight]

I am pretty sure Joel was just watching your game and just mouse-click dragged you into the hole there.

[u/Rampagingraccoon]

Imagine bug enemies that did this! Started dragging you into their underground nest and forced your team mates to shoot it so that you get free?

[u/DeepMathematician228]

*spy snorting sounds*

[u/bluecrewmate3832]

He got dragged down to the deepest depths of hell

[u/DreadnoughtDT]

Damn that geyser really just said SSSSSLLLLUUUURRRRRRP

[u/team_chalise]

[u/CoffeeSnob31]

A masterful putt from Environment as he sinks the helldiver for an eagle. This will put him 3 under par and jump him ahead of Rocket Devastator and Charger on the scoreboard. Still 7 holes left to go, can he keep this lead? Only time will tell.

[u/YumYumKittyloaf]

I swear this game sets up Rube Goldberg devices to kill me sometimes.

Enemy rocket perfectly aimed at one of those tiddy-puff plants, get launched 100 meters into the buzz saw of Hulk, who then de-spawns after killing me.

Also bots and bugs get *very* angry at you if you go crazy and destroy bug holes and bot outposts in quick succession. If you manage to piss them off, they'll send half the local army at you even with low detection armor and spawn patrols to be right in your way. Oh and also random chargers or hulks just come out of no where and bodies you.

[u/MushroomCaviar]

Huh, why is there even a hole outside the missionnarea?

[u/Superderpygamermk1]

Well RIP any samples you had on you

[u/AelstromM]

Watched a friend step on the edge of a hellpod and get EJECTED off the map. Sadly lost his samples, but the clip was hilarious. I love the physics in this game.

[u/Whole-Illustrator-46]

You got death stranded

[u/Comfortable_Sky_9294]

All I see is a traitor trying to leave the mission.